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Ben4BCFC

Ben4BCFC

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Well? Mine at the moment has to be either:

Park, Park wherever you may be,

You eat dogs in your country,

Could be worse,

Could be scouse,

Eating rats in the council house...

Or A While Ago, when both were fighting to stay up,

Everton were playing Swindon Town and were beating them 6-2 - the Everton fans were singing "Going down, going down, going down..." The Swindon fans instantly sang back...

So are we,

So are we,

So are we.

Makes me chuckle every time I think of it - Pretty good come back to be honest. So yeah, your favourites? Not necassarily City either.

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Eddie Hitler

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Funniest, the Scousers:

Don't blame it on the Biscan,

Don't blame it on the Hamann,

Don't blame it on the Finnan,

Blame it on Traore,

He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.

Best - Rangers, a club with real heritage:

For it's here I am an Orangeman, just come across the sea

For singing and for dancing, I hope that I'll please thee,

I can sing and dance with any man, as I did in days of yore.

And its on the twelfth I long to wear the Sash My Father wore.

Chorus

It is old but it is beautiful and It's colours they are fine.

It was worn at Derry, Aughrim, Enniskillen and the Boyne.

My Father wore it as a youth in bygone days of yore

And its on the twelfth I long to wear, The Sash my Father Wore.

For it's now I'm going to leave you, good luck to you I'll say,

And when I'm on the ocean deep, I hope for me you'll pray

I'm going to my native land, to a place they call Dromore,

Where on the twelfth I long to wear the Sash my Father Wore.

Chorus

Whenever I come back again my brethren here to see ,

I hope to find old Orange style, they will always welcome me.

My favourite tune's 'Boyne Water', but to please me more and more,

And make my Orange Heart full glad with the Sash my Father wore.

Chorus

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The Batman

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The Bournmouth fans a few weeks back VS Forest were getting a load of abuse because they were losing and in the relegation battle so they come back with

Bristol City are 2-1 up

Bristol City are 2-1 up

someone posted the youtube link on here the other week, because the game where we were playing was carlisle away.

That made me laugh

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Barnsley fans, to the tune of Lord of the Dance:

Wise Wise, whatever have you done

You've taken Leeds to division one

You won't win a cup

You won't win a shield

Your biggest game will be Huddersfield

Class!

quality

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Funniest, the Scousers:

Don't blame it on the Biscan,

Don't blame it on the Hamann,

Don't blame it on the Finnan,

Blame it on Traore,

He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.

Thats brilliant. Fair play to the person who made that up

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2 from our fans which i like

Wise Wise, whatever have you done

You've taken Leeds to division one

You won't win a cup

You won't win a shield

Your biggest game will be Huddersfield

To the tune of hey baby

HEY KEVIN PRESSMAN

OO AH

WE WANNA NOOOOOO

HOW YOU GET THAT FAT

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I really wish we had some history and great songs of our own. Sigh, couple of classics from United. The "city are a massive club" song is hilarious as it just goes on for hours and hours. Shame we don't have any rivals too

Gary / Phil Neville

Tune : Rebel Rebel

Neville Neville, You're future's immense,

Neville Neville, You play in defence,

Neville Neville, Like Jacko you're bad,

Neville Neville, Is the name of your dad.

City Are a Massive Club

Tune: He's got the whole world in his hands

They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...

They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...

They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...

Oh! city are a massive club!

Other verses:

They've got the widest pitch in the land

They've got 54 players and they're no ######ing good

They've got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan

They play at Gresty Road and Edgerly Park

They go to Wrexham and Cardiff on Euro-aways

They had the future England Captain, but his cruciate went

They won the Shamrock Trophy in 92

They've got 3 stars on their new club badge

They've got exec boxes with a balcony

They've had seventeen managers in twenty years

They take 25,000 to every away

You can see Old Trafford from the Kippax Stand

They've got the best goalie the world has ever seen

They're the second-best team in Division Two

They have a civic reception when they've won **** all

They had a continental Laser Blue Kappa Kit

They're going to turn Manchester into Milan

They signed Spencer Prior on deadline day

They've got the Gallagher brothers in the Guvernors

They took a quarter of a million to Ewood Park

They've got 3007 in a temporary stand

They've got the tallest corner flags in the world

They invade their pitch when they win 3 points

They had Ryan Giggs on schoolboy forms

They've got a farmyard animal and they play him up front

They've got three million fans in Manchester

It's been 27(28..29..) years and they've won **** all

They've got a dirty old slapper with a rusty bell

They'll stay up for 3 seasons - autumn, winter and spring

They empty Stockport when they play at home

They've got four different stands from a Meccano kit

They're the only team that come from Manchester

All their fans live 10 minutes from Maine Road

They've got the biggest bananas in the land

They've got a centre forward with grooves in his head

Their managers got a papier mache head

They'll be relegated by bonfire night

They've got salt and pepper on their hot dog stands

They've got greenalls bitter in the kippax stand

They've got the greenest grass in the whole of the world

They hounded Swales' mam into an early grave

They've got a gypsy curse on their massive pitch

Their best player ever played for Ajax reserves

They had a derby match with Macclesfield

They had Colin Bell who was better than Best(!)

They've been relegated ten times

They had a chairman and a manager that wore a wig

They bought Steve Daly for a million quid

They tried to sign Geoff Thomas and he turned 'em down

They've got Bernard Manning as their fattest fan

They used to be little, but now they're large

They sing racist chants, because they've got no class

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a couple of manu songs

this is how it feels to be city

this is how it feels to be small

this is how it feels when your team wins nothing at all nothing at all

imo we should change it 2 rovers if they lose in the playoffs

sung to the scousers

sign on sign on

with hope in your heart

and you'll never get a job

you'll never get a job

sign on sign on

and this from celtics fans

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The Batman

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Viera wooooooooo

Vierao wooooooo

He left the Arsenal Scum

Cos Sol wanted his bum

Sol Sol, where ever you may be

Your a judas **** with ***

And we wont give a **** when your hanging from a tree

Your a judas **** with ***

Spurs fans just love their Arsneal neighbours

Ashley Cole's a bender

he takes it up the ass

and when he's 5hagging Campbell

he think of Fabregas

bit dated now.

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(To The Addams Family Tune)

He tackles and he passes,

He wrestles and harasses,

He gets up peoples asses,

He's better than Zidane,

Gavin McCann (Clap, Clap)

Gavin McCann (Clap, Clap)

Gavin McCann, Gavin McCann, Gavin McCann (Clap, Clap)

When the Spurs start to cry when they don't qualify, that's lasagne.

When they think it's a treat but it's just dodgy meat, that's lasagne.

When you're sat in row z and the ball hits your head, it's Zamora!

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cheryl is a slapper,

yeh cheryl is a wh*re

and when shes sh*gging Ashley

she thinks of adebayor

also...

one man went to bed, went to bed with Ashley

one man and his mobile phone went to bed with ashley

two men went to bed, went to bed with ashley

two men, one man and his mobile phone, went to bed with ashley

three men went to bed, went to bed with ashley

three men, two men, one man and his mobile phone, went to bed with ashley

as u can imagine it continues...

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Eddie Hitler

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Funniest, the Scousers:

Don't blame it on the Biscan,

Don't blame it on the Hamann,

Don't blame it on the Finnan,

Blame it on Traore,

He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.

Thats brilliant. Fair play to the person who made that up

Made me laugh when I read it, must be brilliant when it riings around the stadium.

I can't quite get it to work properly for City, you need the right mix of players whose names rhyme and scan.

Memo to Gary Johnson - when signing players this summer please ensure their names rhyme.

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The best i have heard was Wigan fans at Anfield.

The Liverpool fans were singing their " we won it 4 times " song and Wigan replied with......

Weve won it two times

weve won it two times

the auto windscreens

weve won it two times.

Quality.

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The Bournmouth fans a few weeks back VS Forest were getting a load of abuse because they were losing and in the relegation battle so they come back with

Bristol City are 2-1 up

Bristol City are 2-1 up

someone posted the youtube link on here the other week, because the game where we were playing was carlisle away.

That made me laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au9mEri5HAk

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When I went to Forest and we started singing

"You're not famous any more, You're not famous any more!"

They came back with

"You're not famous anyway, You're not famous anyway!"

I cracked up laughing, a genuinely funny moment I thought.

yeh i was there, that cracked me up. especially as i was right on the edge of the stand next to the forest fans on the left hand side.

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yeh i was there, that cracked me up. especially as i was right on the edge of the stand next to the forest fans on the left hand side.

got to admit that cracked i up too.

another one i thoguht was brilliant was what we sang in the EE to Swansea in April...

There were 10 sheep-shaggers in a field

There were 10 sheep-shaggers in a field

There were 10 sheep-shaggers

10 sheep shaggers

10 sheep shaggers in a field...

And the farmer from England shot em down

And the farmer from England shot em down

And the farmer from England

Farmer from England

Farmer from England shot em down...

Then carry on down til you get to none, then a rousing rendition of "eng-er-land eng-er-land eng-er-land".

Was brilliant. Hurt me hands with all the clapping though!

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got to admit that cracked i up too.

another one i thoguht was brilliant was what we sang in the EE to Swansea in April...

There were 10 sheep-shaggers in a field

There were 10 sheep-shaggers in a field

There were 10 sheep-shaggers

10 sheep shaggers

10 sheep shaggers in a field...

And the farmer from England shot em down

And the farmer from England shot em down

And the farmer from England

Farmer from England

Farmer from England shot em down...

Then carry on down til you get to none, then a rousing rendition of "eng-er-land eng-er-land eng-er-land".

Was brilliant. Hurt me hands with all the clapping though!

That was the best, it went on for so long and they had no reply whatsoever (i actually think they were quite impressed)

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