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got to admit that cracked i up too.

another one i thoguht was brilliant was what we sang in the EE to Swansea in April...

There were 10 sheep-shaggers in a field

There were 10 sheep-shaggers in a field

There were 10 sheep-shaggers

10 sheep shaggers

10 sheep shaggers in a field...

And the farmer from England shot em down

And the farmer from England shot em down

And the farmer from England

Farmer from England

Farmer from England shot em down...

Then carry on down til you get to none, then a rousing rendition of "eng-er-land eng-er-land eng-er-land".

Was brilliant. Hurt me hands with all the clapping though!

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Some amusing chants which spring to mind.....

Emmanuel Petit .....

"He's blonde, he's quick, his names a porno flick!"

Scousers .....

"You are a Scouser, an ugly Scouser,

You're only happy, on giro day,

You're mum's out dealing,

You're dad's out stealing,

Oh please don't take my hub caps away!"

Steve Jones .....

Waaaaaahay Jonesy,

Oooh Aaah,

I wanna know, where you got that tan!

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I like these 2 on a similar theme:

In response to Liverpool's "we won it five times" to the tune of Sloop John B Manchester United came up with:

We've won it 2 times

We've won it 2 times

Without killing anyone

We've won it 2 times

Liverpool's response was:

You've won it 2 times

You've won it 2 times

Like Nottingham Forest

You've won it 2 times

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Although it was against us, i remember the last time we played Plymouth and they were chanting "Dirty Northern Bastards" and City fans started laughing. That was funny.

I can remember that, thought it was quite funny myself also, especially coming from the pasty munchers.

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When I went to Forest and we started singing

"You're not famous any more, You're not famous any more!"

They came back with

"You're not famous anyway, You're not famous anyway!"

I cracked up laughing, a genuinely funny moment I thought.

Heard that one too but thought it was 'anywhere' not 'anyway'. Even more cutting that!

Plymouth song:

'Who the f...is Edgar Davids?

Who the f..is Edgar Davids?

Who the f.. is Edgar Davids?

Cos we've got Jason Bent Bent Bent.'

Norwich song:

'You're even more inbred than us.'

Anti-Spurs song: (to tune of 'poor little sparrow')

'He's only a poor little yiddo

He stands at the back of the Shelf

he went to the bar to buy a lagar

And only bought one for himself.'

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