freezer Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Mr G Ashhead of Cuckoo Lane proudly displays the new (and only) item in the Sag Hall Of Fame.Mr Ashhead, who suffers from severe colour blindness said.."I swore to never clean my teeth until we got promoted". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dar The Red Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 I spent so much money on this picture and my quality red and white shirt i could'nt afford a nail to put this up in my Caravan so i have to use my only clean finger instead :noexpression: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Oh shit I wish I wasnt colour blind, my wifes just informed me I had a red shirt on when this picture was taken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Robbored was more than impressed with his new toilet poster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 You know what the best thing about the day was? We got driven there and back by the Chairman of the Bristol City Supporters' Club! No, really! Would I lie about that? I know it seems unlikely but you can ask him yourself at our celebration party. I couldn't believe it either! What a muppet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 "Yep, I'm a Gashead, I'll pinch anyfink me - look at this newstand I nicked from outside the fag shop!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider head Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 '' look! see! i did have hair back then'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Bristol Rovers launch a copy-cat version of Citys Get-Spotted Shirt Campaign... spokesperson said "We had one or two teething problems at first, but we got it right eventually!" ... "eh, what? whats up? come on tell us what is it?"-"Oh, F### its supposed to be blue innit .......bollox...!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Headline...."Gashead In Need"Gashead makes a plea in the local press "Someone please come and read the paper for me, I can only look at the pictures"As this was only published in the Gashead community the chances of finding someone who can actually read are looking slim....Cheers..Matty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 "go on -pull me finger!" ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Or...Mr. G A Shead has covered each of his caravan walls with a framed press clipping of all Rovers promotion seasons....."that'll be all 4 walls sorted then" he announced proudly... Cheers,Matty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Or......Ticket To Play-Off Final.........£54Local Paper....30pWooden Frame (Aldi's)..........£1.50Standing in a Red and White shirt while having your picture taken to celebrate a Rovers promotion......PricelessCheers,Matty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 The art competition didn't go well.......'framing shit' was a real bad idea...Cheers,Matty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 I still can't believe it, it's like a dream...I have to keep pinching myself........We beat Shrewsbury Town!!!Cheers,Matty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 "Will that do for you just there Mr Robbored ... looks great dunnit?" -"Oh, & I remembered to mount yer souvenir Gas at Wembley Ticket for ya too!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 ..Embarrassed Gas Head puts on a brave face as he's caught entering A&E with a picture frame superglued to his finger.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freezer Posted May 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 I'll grin and bear it for the camera, but if it falls off and lands on my bloody forehead again it's going in the frickin bin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthebling Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Look at me, I'm a right ###### ####. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 read all about it! ...read all about it! - Sgt Johnsons City Paintball Army ruin Gasheads big day!"I suppose I had it coming to me really" admitted the wannabe lookalike as he struck yet another hopeless James Bond 007 pose. Mr Gash Head cheered up slightly after hearing he'd stopped more shots in two minutes than Steve Phillips had done in a life-time. See him pictured here pointing out our story about him and the City teams amazing sharp-shooting skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 "There you go luv, its up....this will pi$$ your ex right off when he comes over to pickup the kids next week ....and remember if he asks about his Red & White splattered shirt again tell him you're sorry but you think you accidentally binned it when chucking out yer Sainsburys carrier bags - btw have you given him that old Goodnight Irene CD yet?" "Hmm, thats the last time he tells a daughter of mine to f..off & die!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 "There you go luv, its up....this will pi$$ your ex right off when he comes over to pickup the kids next week ....and remember if he asks about his Red & White splattered shirt again tell him you're sorry but you think you accidentally binned it when chucking out yer Sainsburys carrier bags - btw have you given him that old Goodnight Irene CD yet?" "Hmm, thats the last time he tells a daughter of mine to f..off & die!"Top man!!! You've won a Chilli Beef pasty from Tesco......reduced in price of course!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Boy Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 Book 'em DANNO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 Book 'em DANNO!He looks nothing like Magnum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Boy Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 The Editor of the EP explains where all the money he saved on buying toothpaste went......on the frame!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 .."Every year I frame a newspaper football report of a rival team and display it on my toilet wall" explains a typically odd Notts Forest fan... "unfortunately I could'nt use last years.. but this is my banker for next season.. after the game when we play and stuff Bristol Rovers, I'll have a celebration vindaloo & a few pints with me mates then go home, get my 'special occasion bog paper' out of the frame and SHITE ALL OVER 'EM AGAIN!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vespa Red Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 Harry the Gashead realised that the excruciating pain in the middle of his forehead was probably due to the fact that he'd driven the nail through his head and not into the wall. Still, he always had his finger to keep the picture pinned to the wall.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portland Bill Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 Jasper carrott realises hes superglued his ear to the picture frame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfastcityfan Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 Mr G Ashhead of Cuckoo Lane proudly displays the new (and only) item in the Sag Hall Of Fame.Mr Ashhead, who suffers from severe colour blindness said.."I swore to never clean my teeth until we got promoted"."UGH UGH UGH" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfastcityfan Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 Mr G Ashhead of Cuckoo Lane proudly displays the new (and only) item in the Sag Hall Of Fame.Mr Ashhead, who suffers from severe colour blindness said.."I swore to never clean my teeth until we got promoted"."DO WAP DIDDY"OR "THE BELLS, THE BELLS" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Boy Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 Think of all the money I saved by never going to The Mem and just reading about it in the good old EP Rovers Fanzine, "It's a cracking read, you know",says a typicaly ugly GasheadOR"By cleverly utilising my head & finger, I can cut back on those expensive picture hooks and spend my disposable income on shirts like this!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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