badger22 Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 The year is 3012, proof is discovered that two teams really did exist in Bristol.70's shirts have also reemerged for the 56th time as being a ''retro item of clothing''.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 "Yeah, thats a great idea, ha, we got 'em this time, go ahead Irene & post it on their OTIB forum. This'll wipe the smug smiles off of their Championship faces, - NO ShiteHeads going to see the funny side of this!" (message from Otib fao Mr Gashead) - WRONG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meh Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 one-fingered flidomide watches similarly afflicted team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 Gorbachev love child a secret sag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nibor Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 Southmead's finest down to last finger after 9th conviction for burglary demonstrates that he can still count the number of crosses Steve Phillips has caught in his career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 " I've been so excited since seeing the boys at win at Wembley" said Mr Gashead " its done wonders for my love life too - I've even got meself a new boyfriend because of it - he so couldnt resist my index finger which has remained erect all week... ooooh I'm soooo excited, mwahhh!! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 Top man!!! You've won a Chilli Beef pasty from Tesco......reduced in price of course!!! Thanks RLLad, much appreciated, I'll have it with chips later whille watching Big Brother.... reduced eh? hmm, hope its not pasty its sell-by date... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 ..Yesterdays News - Tomorrows Chip Wrappers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchay Red Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 Of course I support them. I went to Wembley. I wear their colours. I know about football.(What are they called again and where is it they play?? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arpaul Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 Evening Post "Proof Reader" pictured with his framed gaffe. "I can't believe I missed the mistake in the first word!!" he says after picking up his P45. "I just assumed it had been spelt with an N and not an L" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 see this bogey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 Foster Support Agency boss talks of his most challenging assignment yet... "I remain optimistic" he says "One must keep a smile on ones face in difficult circumstances...something will come up somewhere.""We've exhausted most of our local options," he concedes, "Understandably finding a temporary foster home for a large group of troubled & disadvantaged young men was never going to be easy."...... "We're not giving up though, we've even created a 'family' image through careful media manipulation but it seems that this bit of positive spin hasnt fooled our neighbours.. so we'll continue to spread the net further until we do find someone, anyone, to take 'em in for a few months". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 WH... You've made my day.Genius!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 Returning from the Sales Awards Ceremony ...Used Caravan Salesperson of the Year points to a wall in his office and reveals his secret "Without this lot, the Gas & their followers, I wouldnt have received my trade award today.... I'd like to thank each and everyone of them from the bottom of my heart". He continued, "Theres an old sales adage 'where theres muck-theres brass' and I'm delighted that, in my part of Bristol that saying couldnt be truer... yes, its a dirty business sometimes but if you're prepared to mix & deal with some rather unpleasant characters the rewards in the second-hand caravan trade can be enormous". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbarn Posted June 2, 2007 Report Share Posted June 2, 2007 Mr G Ashhead of Cuckoo Lane proudly displays the new (and only) item in the Sag Hall Of Fame.Mr Ashhead, who suffers from severe colour blindness said.."I swore to never clean my teeth until we got promoted".Excellent, very hilarious.....sums them sags up to a TEE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbarn Posted June 2, 2007 Report Share Posted June 2, 2007 Mr G Ashhead of Cuckoo Lane proudly displays the new (and only) item in the Sag Hall Of Fame.Mr Ashhead, who suffers from severe colour blindness said.."I swore to never clean my teeth until we got promoted".[/quotWhat's that red mark on his forehead?.....Is that a Gorbechev style "strawberry mark", or has someone tried to shoot him in the head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted June 2, 2007 Report Share Posted June 2, 2007 "I cant understand why it aint gone yet, afterall its quality innit mate?" says this optimistic Gashead and wannabe entrepreneur...."Well, I'll give it one more week on E-Bay and if it still aint sold before giro day I'll flog it down Cash Converters. Either way I'll make a few bob - like I said its a quality item this, look, its got a solid real wood frame & everyfink!" "by the way, talking of ebay, do ya like me shirt?...the Mrs got it off there for me, its a genuine Timmy Mallet, I'm one of the original Mallet club members..he's still a great show biz hero of mine". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted June 2, 2007 Report Share Posted June 2, 2007 "ARGHhhh!,.... FFS WhistleHappy please Pi$$ Off & leave me alone!..." cries Mr Gashhead... "I almost regret us makin' the play-offs now, certainly wish I hadnt framed this bloody newspaper report!""OK", says WH ... "agreed enoughs, enough, just as long as you've learned yer lesson AND neither you or the f'ing Gas try doing anything like that again!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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