Chant For Cardiff

[somered]

by my mate,

To the tune of Pink Floyd's "Another brick in the Wall" Hey, Cardiff, leave those sheep alone!

[Markman]

or - and I apologise in advance for this - to the tune of "Hey Stevie - where did you get that tan"

Heeeey, Hey Cardiff

Baa Baa (instead of ooh ah)

You ought to knooow

Leave them sheep alone!!

:coat:

[Guest DrFaustus]

Ray Davies must be quaking in his boots.

[Ashton Kate]

Ray Davies must be quaking in his boots.

Nice to see you back Faustus. Where you been?

[HIGHRIDGE BCFC]

"Whats that coming over the hill, administration, administration"

[Guest DrFaustus]

Nice to see you back Faustus. Where you been?

Thank you. Banned.

[bernie from barrow gurney]

Carfidd chants:

1. WHERE'S YOUR MONEY GONE? (WHERE'S YOUR MONEY GONE?)

2. BUST IN A MINUTE, YOU'LL BE BUST IN A MINUTE / F*CKED AND YOU KNOW IT, YOURE REALLY F*CKED AND YOU KNOW IT / MERGE WITH THE SWANSEA, YOU'RE going to MERGE WITH THE SWANSEA

3. JINGLE BELLS, BAADIFF SMELLS, RIDSDALE RUN AWAY - YOU SPENT YOUR CASH ON BEING FLASH, AND NOW YOU'RE going to PAY

4. STAND UP IF YOU LOVE HAMMAM...

5. RIDSDALE, NEED A CANOE?? RIDSDALE, RIDSDALE NEED A CANOE?

(& if things don't go so well)

6. YOU MIGHT BE WINNING BUT WE'LL BE HERE NEXT WEEK, DO DAH, DO DAH

[BristolCity4Life84]

Carfidd chants:

1. WHERE'S YOUR MONEY GONE? (WHERE'S YOUR MONEY GONE?)

2. BUST IN A MINUTE, YOU'LL BE BUST IN A MINUTE / F*CKED AND YOU KNOW IT, YOURE REALLY F*CKED AND YOU KNOW IT / MERGE WITH THE SWANSEA, YOU'RE going to MERGE WITH THE SWANSEA

3. JINGLE BELLS, BAADIFF SMELLS, RIDSDALE RUN AWAY - YOU SPENT YOUR CASH ON BEING FLASH, AND NOW YOU'RE going to PAY

4. STAND UP IF YOU LOVE HAMMAM...

5. RIDSDALE, NEED A CANOE?? RIDSDALE, RIDSDALE NEED A CANOE?

(& if things don't go so well)

6. YOU MIGHT BE WINNING BUT WE'LL BE HERE NEXT WEEK, DO DAH, DO DAH

Very Good!

[CiderSomerset]

Carfidd chants:

1. WHERE'S YOUR MONEY GONE? (WHERE'S YOUR MONEY GONE?)

2. BUST IN A MINUTE, YOU'LL BE BUST IN A MINUTE / F*CKED AND YOU KNOW IT, YOURE REALLY F*CKED AND YOU KNOW IT / MERGE WITH THE SWANSEA, YOU'RE going to MERGE WITH THE SWANSEA

3. JINGLE BELLS, BAADIFF SMELLS, RIDSDALE RUN AWAY - YOU SPENT YOUR CASH ON BEING FLASH, AND NOW YOU'RE going to PAY

4. STAND UP IF YOU LOVE HAMMAM...

5. RIDSDALE, NEED A CANOE?? RIDSDALE, RIDSDALE NEED A CANOE?

(& if things don't go so well)

6. YOU MIGHT BE WINNING BUT WE'LL BE HERE NEXT WEEK, DO DAH, DO DAH

Cracking!!

[Dollymarie]

"Whats that coming over the hill, administration, administration"

Carfidd chants:

1. WHERE'S YOUR MONEY GONE? (WHERE'S YOUR MONEY GONE?)

2. BUST IN A MINUTE, YOU'LL BE BUST IN A MINUTE / F*CKED AND YOU KNOW IT, YOURE REALLY F*CKED AND YOU KNOW IT / MERGE WITH THE SWANSEA, YOU'RE going to MERGE WITH THE SWANSEA

3. JINGLE BELLS, BAADIFF SMELLS, RIDSDALE RUN AWAY - YOU SPENT YOUR CASH ON BEING FLASH, AND NOW YOU'RE going to PAY

4. STAND UP IF YOU LOVE HAMMAM...

5. RIDSDALE, NEED A CANOE?? RIDSDALE, RIDSDALE NEED A CANOE?

(& if things don't go so well)

6. YOU MIGHT BE WINNING BUT WE'LL BE HERE NEXT WEEK, DO DAH, DO DAH

I am loving all of these!!!

Might have to start some of them up.

[edson]

"Whats that coming over the hill, administration, administration"

Or:

"What's that when you don't pay your bills? Administration, administration"

[court_bcfc]

Or:

"What's that when you don't pay your bills? Administration, administration"

Genius

[Never to the dark side]

There all good chants may this one?

We love you risdale, we do etc

[mutley147]

"Whats that coming over the hill, administration, administration"

Absolutely brilliant. Nice one

[bartolona]

Don't forget the seasonal "feed the Welsh".

[East End Lad]

Carfidd chants:

1. WHERE'S YOUR MONEY GONE? (WHERE'S YOUR MONEY GONE?)

2. BUST IN A MINUTE, YOU'LL BE BUST IN A MINUTE / F*CKED AND YOU KNOW IT, YOURE REALLY F*CKED AND YOU KNOW IT / MERGE WITH THE SWANSEA, YOU'RE going to MERGE WITH THE SWANSEA

3. JINGLE BELLS, BAADIFF SMELLS, RIDSDALE RUN AWAY - YOU SPENT YOUR CASH ON BEING FLASH, AND NOW YOU'RE going to PAY

4. STAND UP IF YOU LOVE HAMMAM...

5. RIDSDALE, NEED A CANOE?? RIDSDALE, RIDSDALE NEED A CANOE?

(& if things don't go so well)

6. YOU MIGHT BE WINNING BUT WE'LL BE HERE NEXT WEEK, DO DAH, DO DAH

They are all quality but number 3 made me laugh. Hopefully they will all be sung in the East End next week, as well as that one further down the page about administration.

[HIGHRIDGE BCFC]

Or

"Wots that coming over the hill, 10 point deduction, 10 point deduction"

[Never to the dark side]

I like that idea

Could some one get some A4 sheets of white card board with 1(ones) and 0(zeroes)

on and keep flashing them up like at the cricket?

[Luke_Ciderhead]

Ive been laughing out loud at some of these chants...Fair shout guys!!

How about: (aimed at Robbie Fowler and Cardiffs other overpaid has beens): "You wont get your paycheck, you wont get your paycheck! La la la (a reference to the fact that Cardiff players are unlikely to be paid this month due to their crippling debts.

[bernie from barrow gurney]

Ive been laughing out loud at some of these chants...Fair shout guys!!

How about: (aimed at Robbie Fowler and Cardiffs other overpaid has beens): "You wont get your paycheck, you wont get your paycheck! La la la (a reference to the fact that Cardiff players are unlikely to be paid this month due to their crippling debts.

YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING PAID BUT YOU'RE NOT

YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING PAID BUT YOU'RE NOT

YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING, THINK YOU'RE BEING PAID

THINK YOU'RE BEING PAID BUT YOU'RE NOT

LEND YOU A TENNER, WE WOULDN'T LEND YOU A TENNER

[ccfcwelshlad]

YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING PAID BUT YOU'RE NOT

YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING PAID BUT YOU'RE NOT

YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING, THINK YOU'RE BEING PAID

THINK YOU'RE BEING PAID BUT YOU'RE NOT

LEND YOU A TENNER, WE WOULDN'T LEND YOU A TENNER

PFA PFA PFA

[petehinton]

in the tune of come and have a go if you think your hard enough :

Come And Have A Go If You Think You're Rich Enough

not very good i know but just an idea

[sephjnr]

GIVE IT TO 'EM

THEY NEED THE CASH!

GIVE IT TO 'EM

THEY NEED THE CASH!

etc.

NEED OCEAN FINANCE

YOU'RE going to NEED OCEAN FINANCE etc.

[wackojacko14]

I read this one which was about Hasselbaink which made me giggle -

YOUR JUST A FAT EDDIE MURPHY, FAT EDDIE MURPHY, YOUR JUST A FAT EDDIE MURPHY etc...

[giles_23_bcfc]

do you bank with

do you bank with

DO YOU BANK WITH NORTHERN ROCK

DO YOU BANK WITH NORTHERN ROCK.

[robins72]

Your skint and you know you are....

Your skint and you know you are....

[Kingswood Village]

An old favourite:

"Always shit on the Welsh side of the bridge do-do do-do do-do do-do"

How about this subtle one:

"You got ###### by, you got ###### by, you got ###### by Sam Hamann"

and finally:

"You're just a small town in Swansea, small town in Swansea - you're just a small town in Swansea"

CTID

[Haster]

Carfidd chants:

1. WHERE'S YOUR MONEY GONE? (WHERE'S YOUR MONEY GONE?)

2. BUST IN A MINUTE, YOU'LL BE BUST IN A MINUTE / F*CKED AND YOU KNOW IT, YOURE REALLY F*CKED AND YOU KNOW IT / MERGE WITH THE SWANSEA, YOU'RE going to MERGE WITH THE SWANSEA

3. JINGLE BELLS, BAADIFF SMELLS, RIDSDALE RUN AWAY - YOU SPENT YOUR CASH ON BEING FLASH, AND NOW YOU'RE going to PAY

4. STAND UP IF YOU LOVE HAMMAM...

5. RIDSDALE, NEED A CANOE?? RIDSDALE, RIDSDALE NEED A CANOE?

(& if things don't go so well)

6. YOU MIGHT BE WINNING BUT WE'LL BE HERE NEXT WEEK, DO DAH, DO DAH

Great!!!

[Portland Bill]

Feed the Welsh

for it is administration time :noexpression:

[Red Ferret]

do you bank with

do you bank with

DO YOU BANK WITH NORTHERN ROCK

DO YOU BANK WITH NORTHERN ROCK.

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