fka dagest Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Out of idle curiosity I clicked on my profile thingy and saw that Little Miss Vicky was my last visitor. There's no surprise in that of course, I mean more than one attractive young filly has fallen under my spell before, anyway I digress. Now, I clicked on hers out of further curiosity and do you know what was remarkable? Why, in all the time I've been on here I've received 17 visitors ( I ought to add, that I really don't care), but here's the critical bit, LMV has received 1098 visitors as a mere forum novice. How can such a discrepancy be explained? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 When you use the words 'attractive young filly' do you twirl the ends of your Jimmy Edwards handlbar moustache? And does the monocle fall out of your eye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fka dagest Posted April 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 When you use the words 'attractive young filly' do you twirl the ends of your Jimmy Edwards handlbar moustache? And does the monocle fall out of your eye? Why, yes! But due to the Lord's good fortune it always lands in the top pocket of my smocking jacket. Quite remarkable really, what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 fka dagest, just use a bird in ya avatar and what your profile visits grow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 Out of idle curiosity I clicked on my profile thingy and saw that Little Miss Vicky was my last visitor. There's no surprise in that of course, I mean more than one attractive young filly has fallen under my spell before, anyway I digress. Now, I clicked on hers out of further curiosity and do you know what was remarkable? Why, in all the time I've been on here I've received 17 visitors ( I ought to add, that I really don't care), but here's the critical bit, LMV has received 1098 visitors as a mere forum novice. How can such a discrepancy be explained? 1110 now and yeah, she can have some blue-veined Briz sausage if she wants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 Quality. I always seem to have neo entering my profile, repeatedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangkok Red Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 I always seem to have neo entering my profile, repeatedly. Yeah...profile violation is a big problem these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 We could start up a rota of clicking on eachothers profiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zookeeper Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 We could start up a rota of clicking on eachothers profiles. I don't think you need the help do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 I don't think you need the help do you? I wasnt on about me :tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 1110 now and yeah, she can have some blue-veined Briz sausage if she wants Enjoying the holiday malpractiscer of mirth? Obviously not as you sent me an abusive text message earlier you c**k eyed scum monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMissVicky Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 Out of idle curiosity I clicked on my profile thingy and saw that Little Miss Vicky was my last visitor. There's no surprise in that of course, I mean more than one attractive young filly has fallen under my spell before, anyway I digress. Now, I clicked on hers out of further curiosity and do you know what was remarkable? Why, in all the time I've been on here I've received 17 visitors ( I ought to add, that I really don't care), but here's the critical bit, LMV has received 1098 visitors as a mere forum novice. How can such a discrepancy be explained? I'll visit your profile more often in future! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 Out of idle curiosity I clicked on my profile thingy and saw that Little Miss Vicky was my last visitor. There's no surprise in that of course, I mean more than one attractive young filly has fallen under my spell before, anyway I digress. Now, I clicked on hers out of further curiosity and do you know what was remarkable? Why, in all the time I've been on here I've received 17 visitors ( I ought to add, that I really don't care), but here's the critical bit, LMV has received 1098 visitors as a mere forum novice. How can such a discrepancy be explained? Daggy baby, you know you can always come have little chats with me when feelig neglected. Not got a spare tenner on you have ya? skint as a skint thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 Enjoying the holiday malpractiscer of mirth? Obviously not as you sent me an abusive text message earlier you c**k eyed scum monkey. Indeed, you ginger warthog fiddler of deviance. Um...see you soon mate I'll visit your profile more often in future! Visit mine sugar...I'm even uglier than my avatar, but hey...size 13 feet baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 Visit mine sugar...I'm even uglier than my avatar, but hey...size 13 feet baby And you know what they say....big feet....big sweaty arse. Usually encased in a pair of Aldi trousers held up with the finest quality string with stains on that would give UN nuclear inspectors the right to shut them down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMissVicky Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 Indeed, you ginger warthog fiddler of deviance. Um...see you soon mate Visit mine sugar...I'm even uglier than my avatar, but hey...size 13 feet baby Well in that case.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 Well in that case.......... Can I insist madam that you steer well clear of the practishioner of the prank. He has several feral ginger children all named eithr 'Gerry' or 'Francis' and lives in a tent in Victory park near the swings with his boss eyed wife Irene. The chap insists on walking the Brislington area shouting at buses who he believes are monsters. But if you like sub human scum with few teeth and a small zoo living in his underwear (no offence herr doktor but the woman has to be able to recognise you on a first date) then may I suggest you hold the wedding reception at the Pilgrim. Its close to the park see? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fka dagest Posted April 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 Well in that case.......... Why do you have to be such a heart-breaker? I thought we had something special, you know you visited my profile and I visited yours. How could you throw yourself at that Faustus fellow so easily. I, I thought you were special. Thanks for the kind words wtfigo, I may call upon you sometime where we can ponder the general insanity of the world. Incidentally, if you pop over to the other thread about Shyness LMV is clearly keen to know if you got the girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMissVicky Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 Why do you have to be such a heart-breaker? I thought we had something special, you know you visited my profile and I visited yours. How could you throw yourself at that Faustus fellow so easily. I, I thought you were special. But why didn't you tell me how you felt? Things could have been so different! I'll tell you what- I'll give you a few more hits on your profile! Will that cheer you up my little flower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 I'll tell you what- I'll give you a few more hits on your profile! Will that cheer you up my little flower? Knowing these filthy swine as I do Victoria (may I call you Victoria? Going to anyway but manners, you know) its more than their profile they want hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMissVicky Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 Knowing these filthy swine as I do Victoria (may I call you Victoria? Going to anyway but manners, you know) its more than their profile they want hit. Victoria is fine- Although its tends to get used when i'm in trouble! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 Victoria is fine- Although its tends to get used when i'm in trouble! Well should you succomb to either of the spawns of depravity offering their limited prospects to you then you would be called Victoria on a regular basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Popodopolous Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 Hmmmmmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 Victoria is fine- Although its tends to get used when i'm in trouble! In that case Victoria honey, see you in the Kings Arms later. It will be more than a pleasure to get you into trouble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 I perfer the original post Herr Doktor. The Kings ARM is a far better pub. I thought you were usually in the Bricklayers arms? Or the Coc kwell Inn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 I perfer the original post Herr Doktor. The Kings ARM is a far better pub. I thought you were usually in the Bricklayers arms? Or the Coc kwell Inn? Daft f*cker! You might want to be in the arms of a bricklayer, you old sausage munching freak..I'll err..stick with the Kings. See you soon by the way, as for once your advice was right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 See you soon by the way, as for once your advice was right The bit about using toilet paper instead of the curtains? It's the done thing in polite society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMissVicky Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 In that case Victoria honey, see you in the Kings Arms later. It will be more than a pleasure to get you into trouble Sure- if you wear a BRISTOL CITY top and pledge your loyalty to the only team in bristol ... ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 see you later tiger I know it sounds similar but its spelt differently....G-I-N-G-E-R. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 Vicky save yourself!! Hes a sag, you don't know where hes been! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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