Totterdown's Finest Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 My lovely wife was due to give birth last Thursday. Monday night now and still waiting. I've got a ticket for Saturday (one of the lucky ones!), but the closer it gets to the Big Day, the less and less likely I'll be able to go. So, join me, point to the sky, visualize the birth and scream BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or, give me the name of a good maternity unit in the Wembley area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinapig Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Believe it or not when I was born my father had to be dragged out of a Reserves match at Ashton Gate. Men were men in those days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Make her sneeze. Is it your first? If not no pressure. You have got another few knocking about the place already and the novelty has worn off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XBOXMAN69 Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Make her watch something really funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
we8gas Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Get her a vindaloo then give her a good cough cough. Congratulations, you will be a dad in the morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Finesse Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 PUUUUUUUUUUUUSH & BELIEVE!!!!! Bloody Women, pre-conceiving everything 9 months prior to stich you up! tuh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossjonesuk Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 If it's a future Red s/he'll respect you for it one day (and tell the missus you'll pick it all up on the next one... like highlights) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Show her Trundles goal again...made me fill me pants that did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexy city chick Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 ok ok a bit of womanly advice....... i gave birth 10 weeks ago ( baby boy ashton scott) i was 6 days late and was so fed up i got told to have reflexology on my feet as theres pressure points that help contract your uterus.. low and be hold had it done on the wednesday morning wednesday night was in labor... trust me its worth a try........ now get the yellow pages find a reflexologist in your area and get booked in... by saturday be over and done with and your be sat at wembley a proud dad and watching the mighty reds... life don't get much better...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54-46 Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 If it's the first the hospital usually keep mother and child in hospital for a day or so to keep an eye on things - in which case may be worth praying she holds out 'til Friday, then you will have Saturday free while the grandparents can go and visit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidNoble Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 well whatever happens don't name it till after the play-off final how does Lee Trundle (Your Second Name) sound? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 My lovely wife was due to give birth last Thursday. Monday night now and still waiting. I've got a ticket for Saturday (one of the lucky ones!), but the closer it gets to the Big Day, the less and less likely I'll be able to go. So, join me, point to the sky, visualize the birth and scream BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or, give me the name of a good maternity unit in the Wembley area. Tell her youv'e been having an affair, that should do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinC Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Show her Trundles goal again...made me fill me pants that did. That was incontinence, not giving birth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percy Parrot Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 I believe this could be the best week of your life! Good luck to you and your Mrs. No matter when the little'un pops out hope all's well and we'll welcome a new City supporter in to the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinC Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 well whatever happens don't name it till after the play-off final how does Lee Trundle (Your Second Name) sound? I'd do the Baptism if you named him or her after the City team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merrickstash Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Show her Trundles goal again...made me fill me pants that did. My missus had reflexology. Ended up with the silly sod who did it giving her athlete's foot. Still, at last that took her mind off six hours of labour when she finally gave birth four days later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Wembley seems a nice name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS3_RED Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 I am lucky that Mrs BS3 gave birth to our second daughter 4 weeks ago and so i havnt got this problem. Though, my daughter was born just before Sheff Utd away and MRS BS3 still hasnt forgiven me for going to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Friday morning 1977 December, my wife gives birth to my first daughter. Saturday lunch time I go a visiting. "what are you doing here? I thought you'd have gone to Derby!" she says. BLOODY WOMEN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Curry, pineapple and sex. Maybe not all at the same time, but its supposed to get things going! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderSomerset Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Curry, pineapple and sex. Maybe not all at the same time, but its supposed to get things going! I don't know Dolly, the way things go with pregnant women and their cravings, all three could be on the same menu... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Curry, pineapple and sex. Maybe not all at the same time, but its supposed to get things going! I'm with Dolly on this one, apparently they are the 3 best things going to bring it on. If that doesn't work, find a nice bumpy field somewhere and go for a nice drive - at full speed! Seriosuly, all the best mate, what a weekend it could be for you and yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haggis_farewell Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Can you please call your son Basso. Cheers HF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTBCFC Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Curry, pineapple and sex. Maybe not all at the same time, but its supposed to get things going! You're right Dolly.....a Phal (hottest curry going) is what she needs...! Then whisk her off to bed and hey presto within a day or so she'll fire it out like a bullet ! Good luck to you, hope the baby comes soon.....and oh - Congratulations !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinapig Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 My wife was 2 weeks late giving birth to my son (and the bugger's been late for everything ever since, though he won't be for the coach on Saturday!). She had acupuncture and gave birth the next day. Like shelling peas I tell her, before ducking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 My lovely wife was due to give birth last Thursday. Monday night now and still waiting. I've got a ticket for Saturday (one of the lucky ones!), but the closer it gets to the Big Day, the less and less likely I'll be able to go. So, join me, point to the sky, visualize the birth and scream BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or, give me the name of a good maternity unit in the Wembley area. Could there be a spare ticket going here? Kids have a habit of being a week late, so get the wife to sit on the lucky ticket, if you see a small arm reaching out PULL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANRPDAN Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Tell her youv'e been having an affair, that should do it. Pure class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsontour Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 ok ok a bit of womanly advice....... i gave birth 10 weeks ago ( baby boy ashton scott) i was 6 days late and was so fed up i got told to have reflexology on my feet as theres pressure points that help contract your uterus.. low and be hold had it done on the wednesday morning wednesday night was in labor... trust me its worth a try........ now get the yellow pages find a reflexologist in your area and get booked in... by saturday be over and done with and your be sat at wembley a proud dad and watching the mighty reds... life don't get much better...... As a point of order....has the word Uterus EVER appeared on this, or any other, football forum? :noexpression: :noexpression: :noexpression: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cyril Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 I have split my sides reading this thread. Perhaps that is what the ball and chain could do with. Er, OTIB Classics maybe??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red herring Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 I have split my sides reading this thread. Perhaps that is what the ball and chain could do with. Er, OTIB Classics maybe??? Tell her to drink tonic water or bitter lemon, it contains quinine which will cause her uterus to dilate (worked for me 20 years ago) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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