Esmond Million's Bung

In place of who?

I am always left with the feeling that something is missing with Magnússon and I suspect LJ probably feels the same.

No surprises for me in that team selection to be honest, it's a big game today and a win is needed.

These ******* are obsessed with tents.

Give em break, it must be the first time ever in their history that ANYONE associated with the club has links to MENSA FFS.

The BristolPost strike again and what should be a very happy and proud day for us they print this shit piece of sensationalism, trying to implicate the club, they just cannot help themselves. http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/security-guard-ashton-gate-claims-1028104

This tart is a ******* liar on both counts of her last sentence, firstly Eastville was not their ground it was owned by the greyhound company and secondly they torched it themselves and secondly again Trumpton was not their ground either it was owned by the mighty Bath City and that fire was started by fools masquerading as BCFC fans but not BCFC/Bristol sport per se. Our old mate Danny Baker got it right, Bristol Rovers bunch of ******* liars.

Gardening tips from Rovers groundsman.

More shades of last season, another end to end unmolested goal, pathetic.

More shades of last season 3 players stood appealing that the ball went out, whilst Villa break from the halway line.

Shades of last season with their 3rd, virtually moved the ball the full length of the field totally unmolested, pathetic.

The word naive was invented for this performance so far. Until their first goal we were marginally the better side, you could see the nervousness in them and the whinged and whined about every decision and then the midfield goes totally awol nobody goes with the runners and we are 1 down. Whatever Pack thought he was doing for the 2nd goal is totally beyond me, if he thinks that being within 3 yards is closing his man down and trying to prevent the cross then something is seriously wrong with our coaching. Now we are being mullered in midfield, we could not have played into their hands anymore if we tried. Baker naive for his ridiculous booking, Patterson naive for twice being dispossessed dribbling across his own back 4, both full backs are being pulled to pieces, Bryan suddenly woke up with 10 minutes to go after Flint had been pushed upfield. We play some pretty tippy tappy triangles but lack creativity.

I bet the sponsors were well 'prowed' to receive this collectors item.

Well it would appear that it's open season, a player has broken his silence about the state of of the pitch. Sounds like another transfer request to me. http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-rovers-defender-lee-brown-972304

Is this for real?, please let it be real, they just get better and better at brightening my day's, never fail to give to the world of comedy, the gift that will just not die.

Is that a procedure to stop tears when you cry?, a great gift that would be a big seller at the gas newly refurbished and moved club shop, phase 1 of 'the big build' if it happens.

Give me a break i'm 11 years older than you and my will is already written and although mainly still in control of most of my fraculties (as my late nan used to say) i'm on the slippery slope. All joking aside, it's that hope that kept us lot going through the dark days of the early and then late 80's. At least you are a realist. Merry Christmas, although it looks as though all of the teams around you have woken from their slumbers, but hey 'it takes time'.

If you have that was a good plan and now how about a tattoo of the new club motto and ancient Jordanian proverb " it takes time " the words entwined in a huge steaming camel turd?, should be popular with your one third of Bristol.

Better have a tattoo to commemorate the last time before you get any older then perhaps?.

You are correct, the biggest cheer at the men these days is if we lose, so the poor bastards haven't even had much opportunity to even indulge in the particular pastime. Whereas I wouldn't betting most BCFC fans after home games go to a bar for a few more drinks, go home take a long piss, eat their evening meal and making sure they have drunk enough to numb them before settling down to the shit on terrestrial TV and then think 'hang on before I pass out I had better make sure I actually see a little comedy tonight, I wonder how the gas got on?'. No need for a big cheer, it's just constant good cheer.

This is just the best, lifted from that thread, the aim is to give Dopey one of the best playing surfaces in league 1, oh they are just the gift that never ends and long may it continue. https://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/2017/may/upgrading-the-mem/ Surely the sand is to soak up the camel shit that the owner spreads.

I would have thought that Dopey was a better bet for Swansea, go to a club with a nice ground but no transfer budget, it's sort of a step up. + I nearly forgot shedloads of sheepdogs for him to bother.

Yes Doncaster at home on their ploughed allotment, where they play their agricultural style football, so they should win.

"The air they breathe, the must tell tall tales. If you ask any Rovers fan where they were born they will say "I were born on the island of Sarowak". You cannot get a straight answer from a Bristol Rovers supporter." "Mark are you a Bristol Rovers supporter? I hate to say it but they're shocking liars. I've known 3 Bristol Rovers supporters intimately, shocking liars!" "Look at my Wikipedia page...Danny Frederick Baker, I'm not called Frederick, I've never been called Frederick in my life! Wikipedia? They might as well just call it Bristol Rovers!" "I've quite rightly identified all Bristol Rovers supporters as notorious liars. We want an accurate two word description of every club in the country by the end of the season, so Bristol Rovers, notorious liars. That sort of thing."