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Even "hot shot" Nicholls has a better record than him [just]

Turnip up! I take exception to the association but if I was in charge of that particular vegetable emporium I would dangle this particular carrot and leak out that I would change their colours to red and change Irene into Granny Smith's.

After a long day of reading how some of our fans want boil LJ in vinegar it's rather heartwarming and a welcome interlude to catch up on the goings on at delusion central. Only they can say they're building a stadium on land they don't own. Or have a fan base moaning about being 4th in the league. Or employ a manager who's never actually won a game.

No I don't. You are correct. They don't give a jot about the historic significance or heritage meaning of the site. I am extremely surprised that there isn't some sort of protection order on the land and gates to keep it as a permanent memorial. The current owners should not be able to profit on the fallen by turning their memorial into a housing estate. Now that would be ironic following our much publicised town village green problems.

But what about the Memorial Ground and gates? It was meant to be a permanent reminder for all of the brave service men and women of Bristol who gave their lives for their country in the Great War.

Hey sags, we've all seen the various "artist's impressions" of the new avonmouth uwe fruit bowl and we have all heard that apparently it takes time to build a stadium even at one stand at a time. Why I here even the new training facility is taking a little longer than expected, I expect its all those hush hush confidential agreements. Here's what our owners have come with. It's amazing what can be done if you have owners who truly believe in your club and put their money where their mouth is.

"He's an Arab, he must be rolling in it!" Sadly, for the sags, he is; but it's sand and hot air and he's got plenty of that.

"Everything good" this is the same tarmacker who the blue few were moaning bitterly about how terrible the football was. The trouble is Alf Garnet seems to want to play football but that's like getting the herd of donkeys at his disposal to run the Grand National and the few Neanderthal lemmings that are watching can't understand that the ball actually doesn't have wings or ice on it.

I thought (hoped) Blythe Spartans or Berwick Rangers would be a better economic and demographic fit.

. . . but be careful, the colours run, just like the fans.

Notice how they're both loathed to hold that cheap tat. You'd expect to see that worn by a pub team. Careful with that lads, we have to put it back the bag in the club portakabin shop.

New Year's day, large ground, easy to get to and plenty of tickets available. What's stopping you having a large away following? The Morecambe & Wise Christmas special is being repeated again on TV. No contest.

All I can say on this is; COLE NOT GAS!

Looks a bit sinister to me. What parent in their right mind would take their child in there?!?

This time it will be a player manager like Chris Lines or anyone else who has a spare jumper for a goalpost and who doesn't mind clearing up the dog 5hit from the training park. The main credentials will be how cheap they are, oh and somebody who won't ask difficult questions like; "You've sold my star striker for how much?!?" Or "What's my transfer budget" Or "I've got to drive the transit and pay for 16 lots of fish and chips as well?" Or "When is the new stadium/training ground/New tent being pitched?"

Sounds like a bit too close to home! I rovers were a dog he'd wish it to be a horse so he could punch it. If rovers were your wife SHE would be divorcing you as you spend more time watching babestation with your cacks down. If rovers were a job it would be Santa's grotto with a few scared children sat on your lap talking about the first thing that pops up. If rovers were a meal it would be stale out of date crisps and some fake Fanta to wash it down with. If rovers were a holiday it would be a trip to Billy Smarts circus in the nice big top tent to give the fake fekir an idea for the new north west in the corner by the chaser's night club entrance stand. If rovers were a one night stand it would be a canvas one with a row N.

I think they've got a ******* cheek calling Mansfield tinpot when you look at the stupid kit they play in, the few weirdos who live in a world of gaslogic and surrounded by more tents than a ******* medina!

. . .aaand oive got sum o de black stuff oiver from a job on de back of me wagon

Ha ha ha AND Mansfield of all teams. You really couldn't make it up. It just goes to prove that its no matter how well they do on the pitch and how the saddoes cream over how great their so called loyal fans are, their manager scarpers quicker than you can say "lucky heather" or "loiy a bit of da black stuff" at the first opportunity. Which, once again, underlines what an utterly shambolic joke of a club they are. THEY REALLY ARE 5HIT

2 stands aplenty [well half on one side and a cricket pavilion on the other] ONE WATNEY CUP

If you have to watch that tripe every week you'd like wearing a jester's outfit, with an ex player's name who's never played for you on your back as in Windyass, have six fingers, have more toes than teeth, either headbutt or lick windows and be desperate to be loved by all other football fans.

They must be starting to 5hit their pants by now & not because the pot they pi55 in will have to be sold but with the replay starting in a few hours and everyone wanting them to be defeated.

Ah yes, where you can racially abuse the opposition unopposed and then slink away into the background undetected by the club.

I think he's proved that you need to have a word with this window licker's carer not dealer. That is some twilight third dimension he's living in and the surprising thing is that they actually believe they are bigger. Of course its not about how many League Championships, Premier Leagues, F A Cups, League Cups or how many times you have appeared in the Champions League, Europa League, UEFA Cup or Cup Winners Cup. What we should be asking [& I'm sure this is what this specimen of basket case has based his gaslogic on] is HAVE ANY OF THOSE TEAMS WON THE WATNEY CUP