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I thought (hoped) Blythe Spartans or Berwick Rangers would be a better economic and demographic fit.

. . . but be careful, the colours run, just like the fans.

Notice how they're both loathed to hold that cheap tat. You'd expect to see that worn by a pub team. Careful with that lads, we have to put it back the bag in the club portakabin shop.

New Year's day, large ground, easy to get to and plenty of tickets available. What's stopping you having a large away following? The Morecambe & Wise Christmas special is being repeated again on TV. No contest.

All I can say on this is; COLE NOT GAS!

Looks a bit sinister to me. What parent in their right mind would take their child in there?!?

This time it will be a player manager like Chris Lines or anyone else who has a spare jumper for a goalpost and who doesn't mind clearing up the dog 5hit from the training park. The main credentials will be how cheap they are, oh and somebody who won't ask difficult questions like; "You've sold my star striker for how much?!?" Or "What's my transfer budget" Or "I've got to drive the transit and pay for 16 lots of fish and chips as well?" Or "When is the new stadium/training ground/New tent being pitched?"

Sounds like a bit too close to home! I rovers were a dog he'd wish it to be a horse so he could punch it. If rovers were your wife SHE would be divorcing you as you spend more time watching babestation with your cacks down. If rovers were a job it would be Santa's grotto with a few scared children sat on your lap talking about the first thing that pops up. If rovers were a meal it would be stale out of date crisps and some fake Fanta to wash it down with. If rovers were a holiday it would be a trip to Billy Smarts circus in the nice big top tent to give the fake fekir an idea for the new north west in the corner by the chaser's night club entrance stand. If rovers were a one night stand it would be a canvas one with a row N.

I think they've got a ******* cheek calling Mansfield tinpot when you look at the stupid kit they play in, the few weirdos who live in a world of gaslogic and surrounded by more tents than a ******* medina!

. . .aaand oive got sum o de black stuff oiver from a job on de back of me wagon

Ha ha ha AND Mansfield of all teams. You really couldn't make it up. It just goes to prove that its no matter how well they do on the pitch and how the saddoes cream over how great their so called loyal fans are, their manager scarpers quicker than you can say "lucky heather" or "loiy a bit of da black stuff" at the first opportunity. Which, once again, underlines what an utterly shambolic joke of a club they are. THEY REALLY ARE 5HIT

2 stands aplenty [well half on one side and a cricket pavilion on the other] ONE WATNEY CUP

If you have to watch that tripe every week you'd like wearing a jester's outfit, with an ex player's name who's never played for you on your back as in Windyass, have six fingers, have more toes than teeth, either headbutt or lick windows and be desperate to be loved by all other football fans.

They must be starting to 5hit their pants by now & not because the pot they pi55 in will have to be sold but with the replay starting in a few hours and everyone wanting them to be defeated.

Ah yes, where you can racially abuse the opposition unopposed and then slink away into the background undetected by the club.

I think he's proved that you need to have a word with this window licker's carer not dealer. That is some twilight third dimension he's living in and the surprising thing is that they actually believe they are bigger. Of course its not about how many League Championships, Premier Leagues, F A Cups, League Cups or how many times you have appeared in the Champions League, Europa League, UEFA Cup or Cup Winners Cup. What we should be asking [& I'm sure this is what this specimen of basket case has based his gaslogic on] is HAVE ANY OF THOSE TEAMS WON THE WATNEY CUP

Absolutely this. This post sums up exactly their deluded and warped mentality. Try asking a common sag [don't write it as he/she/it will never understand] what is their "long term strategy" and it will be either getting their own photocopied copy of a lost season ticket or getting row N added of whatever they now call the Evening Standard Bristol Communications Boycies Corner Shop Emporium Gone Indoors Canvas South West in the corner by the shed Corner Stand. If you ask the fake fekir he just says it takes time or that its tied up in a confidentiality agreement yet he's quite vocal in saying he wants to build on someone else's land with no agreement in place to buy it and no money to fund it. The sooner they go into administration the better. They are truly the blot on the Bristol landscape.

Them pesky Teds, they must hate it. A club owned by a multi millionaire local businessman who is also a massive fan and a fan of Bristol Sport in general who wants to put Bristol on the map. An owner who has invested heavily in the state of the art stadium and with plans in the pipe line for a training facility and further major developments. A club that has invested in the playing squad that has made significant multimillion pound transfers in and out of the club and made a profit. A club that supports its coaching staff to aid further development. A club with a growing reputation in the media that is helping to put Bristol on the wider sporting map through football, rugby & basketball. A growing fan base A club that continues to improve its League standing. Everything the sags are polar opposite to

Yes, cockman; most of the players may well have played in the championship in the past but they were released as they are not at that level now. So he's basically saying that Bolton could have played Kevin Nolan and Jon Stead who are both Premier League players and they would've had a problem. The fact that both must be nearing their 40's obviously wouldn't come into his reckoning, thick ****.

AND don't forget the stupid comment made by some bitter sag who was bleating on that other teams who played them early in the season had an advantage because they had to play with youth team players and lose because of their financial difficulties and why couldn't they be dead and "buried" like Bury. Absolutely shocking comment. Last season on here discussing Bolton's plight there was naturally a lot of sympathy for their long suffering fans as there was for Bury as we are all fans together but those twisted half wits up at the swamp just don't get it. They are so deluded. I am struggling to think of where they will be able to play their matches following administration as they must've upset all of the local clubs. Perhaps they can ground share with Berwick Rangers unless they've upset them as well!

That tent in the background is about as out of place as Bolton winning a match

Ahh, that would account for the nostalgic and general hoboness of their rank ugly and pitiful fan base then. Shell suits, tank tops and flares, all very 1970's. As out of date as their stale crisps, Frankie Prince poster and Chasers night club canopy.

I'd be quite happy never to play them again. We've moved on so much as a club both on and off the pitch. Our goals are set far higher nowadays. Why on earth would you want to play and watch anything on that 5hit tip of a pitch and in that circus tent. In a sense, playing them again is a no win situation for us but a World Cup Final for them (and I mean, WORLD CUP) It is that big a deal for them and the few half witted scabs that still support them. Yet, for a lot of our fans, especially the younger ones it means nothing such is the ever widening gap.

Typical sag losers mentality. Preferring to revel in the fact that the media confuse us with being down at their level rather than the kudos of being associated with a club at a level they can only have wet dreams about (other than their Nans)

It would look exactly what it says on the tin, 5hit