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So the new signing is a Luke Leahy (released by Walsall). With the tramp and Chris Lines gone and apart from the prolific Nicholls I'm struggling to name any of the wessons in the jesters first eleven such is the ever widening gap.

That'll be the fans who always turn up in massive numbers. Its what they do

I think I was some Dutch tour. The picture was a cross between The Addams Family & Auf Wiedersehen Pet.

The one thing I remember from the last time they went on a pre season tour was that fan picture of the most cretinous bunch of morons and losers without their carers you could ever wish to see. There is bound to be a party of the same window lickers ready to shuffle onto a bus as we speak.

So some poor unfortunate guest house will have to put them up, probably two to a bed "top to tail". (Make sure they pay cash in advance) But surely they'd be travelling to the emerald isle by the fake fekir's magic carpet. He'll probably also magic up the money for the new stadium at the same time.

Does anybody know what was in a "snack box"? Wasn't it one of Boycey's inventions?

UUUURRRGGGGHHH there's my dinner on the floor & they have the temerity to criticise our goalkeeper kits. Gaslogic

There's plenty of fancy dress companies around selling jesters costumes. They could even be supplied with a nice big crayon so that even their average pathetic window licker could scrawl "Windyass 9" on the back

Just more excuses. Even the majority of their lemmings I mean fans are slowly waking up to the fact that its no longer an excuse to be "1970's rag bag" with this make do and mend philosophy, temporary stands, laughable P.R and portakabin facilities. They don't even have a training facility. Irrespective of what we do, and sadly for them they can no longer use us as a comparison, they can see the likes of Cheltenham, Yeovil and more importantly the up and coming local Rovers of Forest Green going beyond them with fantastic ideas and ways to successfully run a small lower league club within a modest budget. In comparison it just shows how incompetent and pathetic their club really is despite the delusions of grandeur and they can only see this heading one way, which is out of the Football League and this time, never to return.

I think "bristol rovers" should be a new word for the dictionary. In work I often use the term "I'm in the bristol rovers can you help me out" I am speaking with people from all over the country and unsurprisingly they know exactly what I mean. So that just confirms what we already knew that bristol rovers means 5hit.

That even looks like one of those cheap clip on ties. Chelsea's ties are real and they have a nice badge on it

Yes; but rounded upon almost immediately by the dictator editor and his needy hand shandy brigade just in case someone else out there just might have a different viewpoint to their backward views for discussion.

Er. . . They haven't got a training ground unless one of them has a digger and a combine harvester to mow up the weeds at Colonic Farm. Hastily arranged means bring your own tents boys, we're off camping

So where is cockman going next? Pierre Van Hoojdonk or Jan Vennigoor of Hesselink

Shitheads, don’t waste your time and energy taking the piss out of the Gas being tinpot, having a shit ground , lower league football and being skint, we know all this and laugh at ourselves all the time. We don’t look up to you or aspire to be you either. We don't waste our time taking the pi55, you do that job very well for us with your; Santa's Grotto, The mysterious Row M, Tents, "we'll re build the stadium one stand at a time" Chelsea supporting fake fekir, the tramp, babestation, Fake fanta & stale crisps, The "professional" trestle table complete with coloured in whiteboard and cheap bricabrac tat at a UWE open day The DIY disabled facilities Equine boxing We're the sixth richest club in England We took 40,000 to Wembley yet barely muster 8,000 for a home game. AND the best one of the lot . . . . getting relegated out of the entire football league by a team in your own kit.

Wally was told we need to put more bums on seats so that's exactly what the nice man has done reduced the capacity of the tip. Unfortunately for him one of the bum's has gone to Walsall

Oh, of course, the Meade King LLP South West Corner By the Real Cornish Pastie Hut Cricket Pavillion Side Stand.

Unfortunately clever people get shouted down as a "gert ted" or banned on slag chat unless you're in the inner sanctum of hand shandy back slapping merchants with stupid names all ending in "gas" like "windy gas" I'm surprised some idiot hasn't called himself "belsen gas" such as all of the lemmings on there. Otherwise they would've seen through that charlatan owner a long time ago. Oh well, never mind.

There is only one word, deluded. The trouble is that all of his acne faced morons in their "Windyass 9" jester's top lap it up every time so much so that if you say it enough times then it must be true. (Sag) 40,000 fans (reality) 4,000 season tickets (Sag) if we had a 25k stadium we'd fill it (reality) they can't manage five figures (that's figures not fingers although they'd struggle with even that) at their dump. (Sag) "family club, every one likes us" (reality) they've had more incidents of racist abuse, equine boxing & theft. Everyone thinks they're a laughing stock as one away fan put it "there's a tent, a cricket pavilion and a hut and that's just on one side of the ground. (Sag) Our away support is massive like it's an extension of their manhood (reality) its just bang average at best. The most prominent part of their manhood sticks out of their foreheads. (Sag) we have our own identity with our kit and song ( reality) Other clubs early in the last century wore that out dated design before they did. The dirge is an old Plymouth Argyle song reminiscing about a prostitute, hardly original & hardly family club material. (Sag) We should be pushing top half championship (reality) until they accept that they have to learn to compete with the likes of Shrewsbury, Fleetwood and Accrington both on and off the field and show them the same level of respect, they won't be going anywhere. As I said, deluded.

Priceless! ???

The RB sold to Eastleigh (Partington or Partridge or whatever) had a better offer from Eastleigh. He turned the sags down. I expect the facilities are much better there and I expect they know where they're training next season.

I find it amazing how hammy the hamster didn't attend their AGM. I read somewhere that he gets paid £75,000 a year. Not bad return for a bullshitter in an ill fitting suit. Not that I really care but have they sorted out where they'll be training next season or is it Eastville Park? They'll be right at home with all the other dog shit. What an absolute joke of a club.

Sounds like the Wealdstone Raider strikes again! You're shit, you've got no ground & you've got no fans! Add to that, you've got no row M, you've got no training ground, you've got no money . . . Oh, except for the £250,000 the fake fekirs take out of the club to fund the mmysterious London ivory tower and the £75,000 a year they pay that old tosser to troll out bluff and guff. It's plainly obvious to everybody with even an ounce of knowledge that they're gleefully pissing in every sags pocket. What a shame then your average sag has limited brain cells.

Normally POHH I agree with everything you say on this topic but I never grow tired of watching them crying or shitting themselves in a rage. I suppose the next laugh will be do they know where they're "training" next season as the lease on the last place has finished. Looks like it could be Weston beach but they already have enough donkeys on there.

Why would a hotel chain want to buy a place full of tents? Pointless; just like the rumour