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Did I hear cockman correctly on Radio Bristol this morning say he wants his players to enjoy themselves on a great pitch in a great stadium. Wally must have shot his load into his Chelsea underpants when he heard that

If you look closely you can see his strings being pulled, "we dawnt neet a neuwe stadiam, we dawnt neet a neuwe training facili facili er paerk. "you silly arse"

Or at the very least he could get an adult and two children's return tickets for the new South West in the corner bus shelter stand (row M temporarily unavailable). He might have to wait a long time for a bus to turn up mind.

If I was a sag I'd be more worried about whether I shagged Maw or Paw or ma sisterrr larst nite & who's gittin it tonight.

Swindle, tin pot according to the sags! Do me a favour! That's why the sags are so "special". They think they're miles better than everyone else with their "massive" away support and thousands upon thousands of fans love them. Its why all of their home matches are sold out, isn't it. The likes of Accrington should just roll over and die and let them win. They have a complete disregard and lack of respect for these teams and it continues to show its distasteful head. Its about time they realised that THEY are the tin pot club and could very likely lose their League 1 status.

Swindle is a better option than the sags. The tramps are in the stands rather than on the pitch & they have six fingers per hand rather than three.

I am never surprised by how moronic a sag can be. Mercifully the clip doesn't show their sister/mother spreadeagled on the back seat

That "stand", well, you couldn't make it up, could you. Well I suppose you could in half an hour. That "stand", well, you couldn't make it up, could you. Well I suppose you could in half an hour. That "stand", well, you couldn't make it up, could you. Well I suppose you could in half an hour.

Owl Visiting; you can now see what we have to put up with. Its called gaslogic

That was Nicky piggs' last known sighting before he abandoned ship

Why is there a gap between "S" & "H"? Is it to match their front teeth?

I'm confused, which way is it to Sainsbury's?

The last picture says it all. Relegated out of the Football League by a team wearing your own kit

I believe I heard 20man say on the radio that dopey was bound by a confidelity agreement which in itself would imply some form of compensation. I'm sure he'll take Stewart with him as one of his "backroom boys" to similar footballing hotbeds like Hartlepool or Scarborough.

So there you have it, straight from a horse puncher's mouth, it's cock. But we already knew that, didn't we

A good time to appoint the next messiah as they can't cock it up this weekend.

I can't wait to see what the next six months has in store for the "Dustbin" thread. It brings out the whimsical best out of City fans due the amazing amount of good quality gaffs to work with, the late Bob Monkhouse would struggle to keep on top of. I will almost be sad to see that horse punching "family" club go into administration. I said almost . . .

I think this is a really good assessment. The Bears are equal with the football club which can only be good for Bristol sport as a whole. They have better facilities, better investment and a real chance to start competing with the top teams which will not only give the Bears the success they richly deserve but also puts this great city back in the media spot light which benefits all just like last season's cup semi final did for the football club. Long term, Bristol benefits from the success of both. Sport is always evolving and improving all round and to do this it has to be fuelled by further investment. Without this investment you simply fall behind and will eventually wither and die. You only have to look no further than North Bristol to confirm that point.

. . . And completely deluded if they think they're a rival to us. They should be more realistic and look at Forest Green as a rival. No; scrub that, they are a well run modern club & have a modern stadium with good facilities, live within their means and a chairman who backs his club & puts his money behind the club. That's nothing like the sags. It'll have to be swindle, they're just as deluded as the sags, they were once in the Premier League which of course makes them the biggest club in the South West, as they'll always tell you.

MEDICATION TIME! This just underlines everything that is wrong with that moronic club. They think they are better than most in that division whereas in reality most conference clubs have a better set up. Blaming it on everything or everyone else. I'm surprised hey haven't blamed the council for putting millions into the Metro Bus rather than provide a facility for them. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE No one, not even the fake fekirs who own you gives a flying ***k about your Tin pot club or your quirky kit.

Oh is that the reason why that sinister looking bloke's got his trousers round his ankles

Compensation package? Would that be two tins of Pedigree Chum, a four year's subscription to "Dog Weekly" a packet of wet wipes (slightly used) and a tent. It can't be any money as hammy assures the blue few that its all been spunked on strikers

I think the appropriate term is "mentally defective"

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