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So when the latest tramp or has been parades himself in front of the white plastic chairs in that quirky blue and white bin liner just remember that he is Dopey's third choice scraping of the barrel.

The only way they're going to generate enough cash to improve their squad is for "Santa's Grotto" to be a roaring success

Its obvious that dopey and the white plastic chairman don't communicate as he said only last week that January is not a good time for buying has beens or tramps so when he gets his poundland Christmas list out I think he's going to be disappointed. Oh well never mind.

Fear not, when they're gone we can all start laughing again at swindle town especially as they've usually won the league before Christmas.

More like the chip shop hasn't been paid yet

Bottom right must be Paul Randall

They've already done that. Now for the other sides!

2019? How long does it take to put up a few tents then?

I only listened to the last 15 minutes from the bit about the academy players having to buy the jester's uniform. He should be an MP the way he side swiped the questions. He did say the training pitches will be ready by August next year I think. He'll be carpeted for that. I certainly wouldn't like to buy a second hand car from him.

Is that only three fingers?

He loves the fact that his Penis needs enlarging. Nice

shame he brushed his hair last month otherwise everyone would know exactly what they are

There's a tin of it next to the trophy cabinet

It is becoming abundantly clear that Bristol only has one professional football club. The other one is getting more amateurish and desperate by the day.

HaHa, I can!

Well, they have pushed the boat out and spent 700 quid on two defenders, they have championship ready sprinkers AND the new "Chasers 1980's" sponsors canopy entrance.

Well I am utterly shocked Singing "is there a fire drill" at Bradford, the scene of one of the worst fires in a football stadium. Depicting Fred West on a brfc flag, a mass murderer & "Auschwitz gas" What idiot would take the picture let alone wear a football kit showing a complete lack of respect to the 7 million people who were systematically exterminated in places like that. Truly astonishing Words fail me

It doesn't bode well does it

The top one looks like he's wearing a bin liner whereas the bottom one has more teeth.

"No.3", a"Lee Brown" I think I'm having one of those at the minute and it bloody hurts! In the old days it was leaving the pan like a flock of starlings!

What I'd like to know is where are all their carers? Medication time.

er - yes!

So the sags will be right at home there then. They're used to kick and rush on a bog.

Or that his beloved Chelsea aren't playing

I was told it was 2,000!