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Oh well, never mind.

Every day when you read this thread it underlines just how lucky we are. The two clubs are poles apart. There is nothing in common apart from the word Bristol. It is utterly shambolic the way they are run and I cannot see any future for them other than starting again as a Phoenix club and relocating to Twerton Park (If they'll have them) such is the continuing debt their riddle me owners are piling onto their one and only down trodden asset. Oh well, never mind ????

Another defeat and no goals scored again. It looks like they're in real trouble. Oh well never mind.?????

I know its slightly off the time frame but seeing their 9:0 Spurs capitulation is like a fine wine. It gets better with age. They look more of a pub team every time it comes up.

I quite like the "He ain't going anywhere for less than £10M, that's the going rate for a top striker" = £300k for the snake. That's gaslogic. And whoever "builds" (I mean) erects not one, but two stands without planning permission? The gift . . .

Yes, I do believe you are right. The boycott's against Burton's Wagon Wheels.

Truth is, the fake fekir can't afford to sack him. All he's got is short arms, his pocket money and a Chelsea season ticket (& He won't part with that) Dopey can get away with saying anything he wants as his bosses don't give a flying f as they're too busy trying to offload the debt and dilapidated asset.

What a dump. Why don't they ground share with Swindon? Similar amount of fans with the same mental capacity. Even the county ground doesn't have portaloos.

Or better still, moved to white plastic garden chair in the car park, that'll be Row M!

I find the bristol rovers dustbin thread a great way of brightening up my day. So many laughs every day with smash & grab, tents, the watney cup, ground improvements, dopey Darryl, santas grotto, wael of fortune, quirky kits, the tramp & the mahoosive away attendances. Its just like a comic. Keep it up Bristol rovers, I can't wait to read tomorrow's instalment.

Not sure if he would be the new messiah. I believe it would cost around £30M just to get rid of the fake feikers with the debts. I am not sure given that sum anybody would want to pay that sort of cash just for santa's grotto, a box of out of date crisps, championship ready sprinklers and a few plastic chairs as a going concern. Mind you, a year's Babestation subscription certainly makes for a more attractive proposition. What IS interesting is that he's a property developer and despite the smell emanating from there, when flattened, will make a lot of flats and a nice return on his investment. It is quite obvious to all [except their few fans] that football is not a viable prospect as a going concern unless vast sums of money is spent on an already outdated and dilapidated facility.

Ha ha even better!??? You will have to forgive me but my historical knowledge of one of the most insignificant football league/non league clubs in the history of the Football League is a little lacking. Can someone inform me what was the last stand they actually built?

Ha ha but I think you'll find that it was 1958 the last time they built anything that was structurally solid. It was that long ago I'm not even sure the "Wooden Tops" were invented.

Oh I don't know, it is listing out to the deep end of uncharted waters, a bit like their dump of a club.

It looks like it should be on rails at Chessington world of adventures. What a laughing stock. How many more "improvements" are they going to make? My stomach can't take much more!!!???

Are you the original "Jake the Pake" then, with his extra leg?

AND he forgot to mention that they have Babestation on as well! So many improvements AND change out of the £250.00 budget. Happy days!

Looks like they are going to Damnation Alley then!

I think they're doing brilliantly. They need to keep perservering with that striker who scores 2 in 40+ matches. Quality strike rate that. He might find his level one day, probably when they're back in the conference where they belong.

The majority that I know have their heads firmly in the sand. One win and its play offs or the gas are marching into the Championship or we're coming for you blah blah. They have little respect for teams in their own league and its laughable how they try to Lord it over clubs who are frankly far better than them on and off the pitch but "they should be beating teams like Accrington and Shrewsbury" Unbelievable. Is it any wonder no one likes them. The sooner they f..k off and die the better.

Nice to see the dog making some natural improvements to their pitch

Don't tell the sags that! They'll think it's some new South American forward Dopey's signed called Asbestos

Who would want to live in a house on top of a bog like cess pit?

Wouldn't it be ironic if the good people and local businesses of Gloucester Road registered it as a Village Green. A permanent memorial to the people of Bristol who gave their lives in the Great War.

Be careful what you wish for. They could be watching from Fishponds Road soon when the turnip patch is no longer a viable commodity ???