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You're just a blot on the landscape. Whilst you're standing on terrace of your ramshackle swamp of a rugby ground believing yet another new owner's stadium wet dreams, meanwhile in the real world football is changing at a pace and leaving you behind. Nobody wants you and I don't think your Chelsea supporting owner would give two sheiks if he could get rid. Let's face it, you're an embarrassment.

What owner stands on the terraces with other fans? I think you'll find that's an owner of either a non league or at best a minor third or fourth tier football league club. Grounds tend to be mostly all seater the higher up the football league ladder you go.

If somewhat boggy and tenty

. . . and don't forget Santa's Grotto

Did I here Wally correctly likening the tent & turnip patch to Goodison Park???

You sure you heard that correctly? They probably meant blitz

They have!

Unfortunately (for the sags) most of us haven't

I think a merger which will lead to a change of name to plain Forest Green. They can drop the last bit, no point being hampered or burdened by years of mediocrity and ridicule

To have a true link with the sags it would have to be Forest Gump Rovers

It strikes me that their Chelsea supporting current owner is a bit of a chancer. He's looked at few clubs before coming across Fatty desperately trying to offload them with a deal for the new stadium in place. I bet he thought all he had to do was sweep in pick up the pieces and cash in and sit back while he gets a return on his investment. Now he's going to have to spend money he clearly doesn't want to spend on trying to find a new site, feasibility studies, planning and I just don't think he'll stomach much more.

Looking forward to UWE now! - no, scrub that Looking forward to the next artist's impression now!

No you can't Bedouin that, it's keep calm while we go to . . er . .plan B

A fine example of gaslogic. Where do these people come from, the Twylight Zone?

If that was their chairman you would have thought he would have all of the facts at his disposal. They weren't even difficult questions, 20man was trying his best to use words with one syllable so that your average challenged IQ sag could understand but he was even struggling with that. Shame it was a radio interview as I would've like to see who was pulling the strings. Smoke and mirrors can't deny the fact that none of them know what's going on. The question is where will they pitch up next?

Whatever he makes of his career I'm afraid your current manager will always be known for being in charge when you got relegated from the Football League.

You mean the one who values a player at £10M using gaslogic but meanwhile in the real world it's more like £300k. Yeah top manager that. Keep taking the tablets son.

Dear oh dear gaslogic in abundance here. If you could stop providing so many hilarious items of comedic value this thread would have less posters. Tick tock as you say

Watch out Cheltenham, Yeovil & Oxford. This is what the tramps will leave behind if you ground share. I haven't included swindle as this is a distinct improvement on their facilities.

Spot the difference? This one's awful, its just a tent without a big top although there are plenty of clowns in it!

So 5hit they logoed it twice

We gypseys, tramps and thieves?

I hope for their sakes he doesn't turn out to be Dandy Nicholls!

I suppose his lads would be collectively known as Sercombe sizes!

Nice