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Or that his beloved Chelsea aren't playing

I was told it was 2,000!

Why on earth would SL want to buy the Memorial Ground (I think you need four permanent sides to call it a stadium) It would be like a Rolls Royce owner asked to buy a Trabant.

Spot on; I must say it makes me laugh hearing 5hite like this. After the match listening to Radio Bristol the City fans who phone in always offer positive and well informed constructive debate. The Yeovil fans however come across as trainspotters, always wanting Darren Way out "no goes Geoff, where are the goes homing from?" (Goes roughly translated into English means GOALS) Unfortunately most of the sags that phone in come across as half witted ******** and some haven't even been to the match yet alone a toilet unaided yet still feel compelled to give an opinion "It was definately a penalty, Geoff, I could hear it on the radio, I don't know how the ref didn't see that " FFS!

With all the tents on display all their friends must think it's a Kasbah or Medina and feel right at home

You just know it would be a dozen cans of warm harp lager sold from that classy fold up UWE freshers table top and when they run out they can always nip to the local Sainsbury's.

Yes; with all that temporary tarpaulin and seating blown out of the way the local residents will have the horror viewing the "entertainment" being served up on the turnip patch intermingled with the odd white plastic garden chair; yes I do fear for them.

Sorry I might be a bit late here but why not Wendyhorsehorsepuncherer

Hopefully the penny is finally dropping for the blue few. [Although I doubt it] You really are just embarrassing. Don't take our word for it, just ask Shrewsbury's fans. On a brighter note, lucky it was played last night as wael of fortune's favourite team Chelsea are on the telly and he won't miss that. tic fking toc

Is that sag for real!!!! The gift . . .

So would I if it was facing the pitch but I'm not so sure looking at the picture

Words fail me . . .! That's another improvement ticked off Wally's list. This ground improvement malarkey is easy

A suggestion box?!?! FFS! It's all a bit embarrassing isn't it Balti pies back on sale, captain gas has a new uniform and a suggestion box. Bit of a pi55 take really, either they've run out of ideas or believe a few of their fans are literate.

Its quite bizarre; the sags are grasping at every opportunity they can to make a comparison with us to try and justify their existence whereas we just laugh at them. They would be better served at looking at the progress Forest Green are making which is more their level.

Don't forget the cowboy hat to go with the poncho yee hah!

I think he would be a great fit for them. A slippery second rate wheeler dealer, at a second rate tin pot club. At least he'd have a lot on common with their owner. He loves spending other people's money as well.

We play the likes of big clubs like Wolves week in week out. Of course, when you're used to playing Braintree United, Bath City, Oldham and losing; it must be like a cup final playing Wolves. I hope they enjoyed their big day out.

Ooh nice toilet, after ten pints I needed that.

I was thinking the same. Is the right hand on his hip in a cheeky jaunty way much like captain pugwash

I suppose webbed feet does make them different.

Where's the white plastic garden chairs? I suspect Wally thought they'd be better placed in the boardroom.

Must be the sags next new owner complete with ten gallon hat

Not Steptoe & Son, that's Trampus from Bonanza.

I really don't see them as rivals any more, we are light years ahead of them in every conceivable aspect both on and off the pitch, the gulf is that wide and it's getting wider. I really see them as just a laughing stock now to poke fun at.

I thought I made my views abundantly clear and to the point.