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15 minutes ago, exAtyeoMax said:

It's that usual, "the senior players have looked me in the eyes…" type garbage. Just makes you want to vomit

If you’ve worked in the Corporate world, or watched The Office, it’s not difficult to spot is it?

Wouldn’t it be refreshing to hear the truth, rather than something spun to sound better than the reality?

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14 minutes ago, billywedlock said:

Ive never met anyone in the corporate world like that, it is straight our of The Office for me. Reading this thread , and understanding that Ipswich fans might think we are jealous is hilarious though. Well they cannot say we did not warn them. Shame, as I have always had a soft spot for Ipswich and it is sad to see the car crash we all know is coming .

Cook will be delighted, he wanted out as soon as he knew the clown was arriving, but only with a cheque in hand. Cook would be great for Preston. 

I’ve met several.

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30 minutes ago, Davefevs said:

If you’ve worked in the Corporate world, or watched The Office, it’s not difficult to spot is it?

Wouldn’t it be refreshing to hear the truth, rather than something spun to sound better than the reality?

my experience is that of estate agents, salesmen* (especially when they talk to women ?)

*Men - please don't think women like to be spoken to like that!

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Well, sir, there's no CEO on earth
Like the genuine, bona fide
Electrified, all-star Mark Ashton
What'd I say?
Mark Ashton
Who's he called?
Mark Ashton
That's right! Mark Ashton
Mark Ashton
Mark Ashton
Mark Ashton
 
I hear he talks like David Brent
That's irrational my Ipswich Gent
Is there a chance the club could fold?
Not on your life, it will turn to gold
 
Will our support staff be the best?
well all my friends will pass that test
Were you sent here by the Devil?
No, good sir, I'm on the level
 
Can the manager pick his own team?
We'll work together like a dream
I swear it's Ipswich's' only choice
Throw up your hands and raise your voice
Mark Ashton
Who's he called?
Mark Ashton
Once again
Mark Ashton
 
But he'll leave your club all cracked and broken
Sorry, Steve, the mob has spoken
Mark Ashton
Mark Ashton
Mark Ashton
Mark Ashton
Mark d'oh!
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2 minutes ago, Midlands Robin said:
Well, sir, there's no CEO on earth
Like the genuine, bona fide
Electrified, all-star Mark Ashton
What'd I say?
Mark Ashton
Who's he called?
Mark Ashton
That's right! Mark Ashton
Mark Ashton
Mark Ashton
Mark Ashton
 
I hear he talks like David Brent
That's irrational my Ipswich Gent
Is there a chance the club could fold?
Not on your life, it will turn to gold
 
Will our support staff be the best?
well all my friends will pass that test
Were you sent here by the Devil?
No, good sir, I'm on the level
 
Can the manager pick his own team?
We'll work together like a dream
I swear it's Ipswich's' only choice
Throw up your hands and raise your voice
Mark Ashton
Who's he called?
Mark Ashton
Once again
Mark Ashton
 
But he'll leave your club all cracked and broken
Sorry, Steve, the mob has spoken
Mark Ashton
Mark Ashton
Mark Ashton
Mark Ashton
Mark d'oh!

Groening. Good work

Ever been to Ogdenville or North Haverbrook?

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2 hours ago, Davefevs said:

I’ve met several.

It's everywhere in my place, and for the most part people think it's ridiculous. But impress the right person and that doesn't matter.

The sad thing is football seems to be an industry that is impressed by it. Whether it's down to the money involved, or that many of those involved in it are ex-players and therefore haven't been subjected to this nonsense in a traditional sense, I'm not sure. But it's an industry where being a talker seems to get people further than it might do elsewhere. In my opinion at least.

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5 minutes ago, Rocking Red Cyril said:

Could be LJ manager with DH coach 

Maybe 

Not a chance. Why would LJ leave Sunderland unless he was pushed, which is possible but not right now.

As for DH, assistant manager at Stoke could be working in the EPL next season.

Would be hugely surprised if either would want to work for Swiss Tony again in any case.

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Just now, ScottishRed said:

Not a chance. Why would LJ leave Sunderland unless he was pushed, which is possible but not right now.

As for DH, assistant manager at Stoke could be working in the EPL next season.

Would be hugely surprised if either would want to work for Swiss Tony again in any case.

It was just a thought. I do not see either LJ or DH leaving where they are now. But funny game football ☺️

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33 minutes ago, ScottishRed said:

Not a chance. Why would LJ leave Sunderland unless he was pushed, which is possible but not right now.

As for DH, assistant manager at Stoke could be working in the EPL next season.

Would be hugely surprised if either would want to work for Swiss Tony again in any case.

Tonight he'll be giving a minimum of 4 fingers to the maccam. Although six fingers would be appropriate for Ipswich.

Now 5 fingers

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