Esmond Million's Bung

More like SOD hasn't even got a mobile, but still expecting a text.

No it's SOD, says he hasn't received any text saying he's been sacked.

They've had a lot of corners, our keeper came and missed, both teams passing to the opposition a lot or even straight into touch, sounds like another day in the never ending BCFC story of 5 years of mediocrity, but it sounds increasingly like we have dragged them down to our standard.

You been talking to too many tall dark strangers

Another keeper flap?

I predict whatever the result kitr and harry will find a reason not to be happy.

Moore doesn't sound as if he's having a classic.

oy sunni

i'll have a P Bob.

We never interviewed when SOD got the job.

Sorry mate 2 now

it's sort of beggars can't be choosers i'm afraid, somebody last night was ruing us not giving Mclaren the job when SOD got it, yeah right like he'd want to come here, that's why we end up with the SOD's and SC's of the football world.

**** me Maynard has actually scored

Easter is coming

it's all Greek to you then?

couldn't sleep then

Shit there's a football match just started

no I made my special homemade sweet and sour sauce, usually works

but the good news is I dropped one in the kitchen earlier and was able to convince mrs Bung it was the dog

i've got new jack russell puppy, I changed his diet yesterday, he's sat on my lap and **** he's got foul arse

Have you had a SMS from the future?

Mark Lever?

Flint backing off for 20 yds apparently.