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What could be more fun that sat on your own in your car, watching Home Alone while listening to they gurt 'teds beating Manchester on Radio Bristol

One of the younger blue few on asschat says he has noticed the age demographics of the crowd at the Memorial Ground. He says he's surrounded by old gits or young kids being forced along by old gits, not many teenagers or young adults. 

Now one of the things you'll notice about the crowd at Ashton Gate is the age range. it's a good spread across the generations.

Another indication of City dominance?

The city is ours as the song goes 

1 hour ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

I think that they're probably shitting themselves more at their own position, form and finances!

Ask any gashead which he would prefer, playing in League 1 while we play in the Prem, or being in League 2 with us down there with them, and they will choose the later every time. They pray for our failure more than their own success, sad bar stewards 

 FFS! 

Waggy in the Dorset County League? 

Next in line (a day early as the Mrs. is dragging me Christmas shopping tomorrow! )

Gillingham away, owned by our friend Paul Scally, who kindly sent us Tiny Penis free of charge.

Gillingham is a small town in Dorset for any of the few who are travelling, easy trip, should be thousands locked out.

In the Gills squad should be our old mate Scott Wagstaff.

Waggy has restyled himself as a tramp in honour of R*vers greatest ever homeless player 

At a Christmas social last night attended by a few who claim to have insider knowledge of Bristol football, I heard two rumours which even if only slightly true would make VERY worrying reading to the blue few;

1 , They don't own the Colony training ground site, it's on lease and haven't paid the rent for 3 months, ground workers are about to be ordered off site.

2, They have had to take out a short term loan to pay the players.

Henbury Gas, we know you read this thread on a daily basis, what have you heard?

11 minutes ago, pillred said:

amazingly I'm sometimes outnumbered, but not Friday, loudest rendition of stand up if you hate the gas I've ever heard, it was brilliant to see all the sags realise they were suddenly heavily outnumbered.

Get em to try the Pill tradition of swimming to the Lamplighters, Shirehampton.

"Yer going in the river" 

9 minutes ago, Swede said:

Other than he plans to buy a Chelsea season ticket

Already got one

12 hours ago, Maesknoll Red said:

Tick... f*****g tock....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-42315621

Next ground share opportunity for Ragass R*vers?

13 hours ago, The Joker said:

Is that Latin for porky pies.

are the porkie pies out of date like the 3 boxes of crisps and mouldy Mars Bars?

1 hour ago, BCFC11 said:

From one of their brain dead forums......

 

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Post by kegandeg on 12 hours ago

The snake has now moved house for the 3rd time after getting too much abuse from portishead gasheads. He now currently resides in W.S.M. for any gasheads that are still interested FTG.

Read more: http://gasheads.org/thread/6605/#ixzz5120SuKsQ

Why do they use the acronym FTG? Surely the only thing that could mean is **** the gas?   

7 hours ago, richwwtk said:

Do we know any other of their players?

Does Marc Bolan still play for them ? 

Next up ;

Saaaffend United.

They've got a few well known old boys in their squad including ex QPR Anton Ferdinand, ex Hull City Michael Turner, big old beast Marc-Antoine Fortune',

ex Reading striker Simon Cox and well known ex Swindon sex offender Vile Ranger, who missed a game earlier this season due to a tagging curfew! and has recently been dropped for "a disciplinary procedure" Hope the blue few give him some sh!t 

Their wage bill must be massive

2-1 to the Shrimpers?

52 minutes ago, haggis_farewell said:

Are those Wael's two big new January signings?

Yeah. Dopey's got the hump!

Anybody else notice the Bing Wallpaper today? 

Still creaming themselves over that Dean Windass goal..........FFS it was nearly 10 years ago

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12 hours ago via mobile Quote   Post by bradfordmeyerbiggs on 12 hours ago Let's get this deleted. Don't want Ted sh** on here. They'll only obsess about us even more on their obsessed with Rovers thread or whatever they call it? The only interest I have in the Teds is watching God Dean Windass scoring against them. Apart from that they can carry on kissing the midgets ass that they all wanted sacked last year. 82 shithead lady gardens

4 hours ago, phantom said:

I bet the gas fans are enjoying their December calendar

 

Watch out Ellis, that camp pirate is about to slice off yer takle 

2 minutes ago, phantom said:

It was moved as both teams are out of the FA cup and had a blank fixture this weekend

Don't let facts get in the way of a good story. First lesson in Bristol Post school of journalism! 

Next up in the Stadium of sh!te;

Home to Rotherham (the game they moved to avoid clashing with our!) Guess what, we are at home too, Doh!

In the Rotherham squad (but probably on the bench, and so receiving even more abuse) ex City keeper Richard O'Donnell, or ROD as he was known in these parts.

This is their game in hand so they can't drop into the bottom 4, at least for another week! 

C'mon you Millers 

10 minutes ago, GrahamC said:

I have watched it now and to be fair he is misquoted as he makes it very clear that is net spend, so after money brought in for Taylor, etc.

He is bloody rude though, rarely letting a question finish before interrupting.

Agree with you about him being rude. In after match interviews he refers to his player by their surname;

"Sinclair did ok for an hour, good to see Bodin back fit again etc."

Is he living in the 50's?

51 minutes ago, The Joker said:

He missed out Oxfam and Gumtree

you forgot Freecycle and pre-loved

gashead txt's 20p saying they need a striker, two wingers and a defender in January all with Championship experience. Have they suddenly found £5m down the back of the sofa ?

5 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said:

Hasn't wael already said that he will accept no less than 5 camels for him?

Sorry, only available in packs of 20 now

Even  Bristol Rugby are taking the p!55 now (as seen at Ashton Gate) 

35 minutes ago, Tomarse said:

I don't think they ever really replaced Kirsty when she left as media offier.

I thought they had brought in some ex Brighton media whizz kid?