Sniper

I've just checked on that and it seems that Blackpool have the record of 26 points 2014/2015. The SAGS wouldn't get anymore than 10 points and it would be fooking hilarious to watch them get smashed every week

This is what happens to your brain after you've been sniffing WD40 for the last 17 years

So how many times did you have to knock on the door to get in?

Ah, Cathy, one of our own, who believe it or not lives in **** road

This is so so true. It's like going on the most amazing world holiday but you break your ankle on the last day. Would you then forget about the holiday because you broke your ankle, like **** would you. It could happen again this season and we get to the playoffs, get to the final, and lose again. Then the SAGS will have another hero to worship as they have nothing going on at their tinpot club to worship, (they never will) so they have to worship our failures just to have some happiness in their sad, bitter, jealous, unfulfilling lives, bless their little cotton socks watching Matty Taylor putting in that cross for Korey when they were watching hoping we got smashed. - Still going to watch on Tuesday bellends when we have just as much fans in the away end that you get in your dump all in If we lose 1 nil or 8 nil who cares, the inner rage, high blood pressure, and reds faces that the SAGS have makes us playing Man City all the more enjoyable than it is already. The thing is, if you've had a boil on your arse for the last 17 years, even if you have it cut off, you'll always have the scar. The way things are going it looks like the boil will be there for may years to come. Mind the gap especially if that's where your boil is located.

Let's be honest if we got £450K for Locks we could probably get in a decent Div 1 CB for half that figure and then spend the other half getting in a decent CH. My sides are hurting

**** me, I had more at my summer BBQ.

Could be, but I think it may be Henbury Gas down there, and how the frig are those glasses staying on his bell-end head.

The sooner they go bust and disappear up there own deluded arses the better. It's good fun ripping the piss out of them but they are like some annoying wasp that needs to be put out of it's sad existence for good. The 2 bell-end Sags at work were cracking each other off today saying that they can still make the playoffs Can you really put Bristol Rovers and the Championship in the same sentence, (ok I just did) but it would be ******* embarrassing if they ever fluked it, but a very funny painful slow death seeing them getting battered week in week out.

Knowing how ******* thick the SAG parents are, 500 little sag shites will turn up with the old pound coin

Are these Bellends for real. Lets play pass the brain cell. They look like those Richard Heads who ran on the pitch at Wycombe when they thought they were safe They must work in abattoirs, or sit there putting the Jam in Doughnuts. Part of me would like anything Bristol Rovers to be removed from History and for the ****-ers to go bust, but when I see things like this maybe just back to non-league so the comedy can continue.

I've heard that Darrell want's the elephant replaced with this fella;

You can all thank me for that goal. I was just thinking how much better my curry tonight (washed down with some Weston Vintage) would taste and up popped the goal, so all together now THANKS

Shame on you BS4 for drinking such common muck, I'm on the chateau du pape blackthorn 2017 tonight

Fixed that for you

How about.......... Henbury Electric

How bad must Northampton be to be losing at home to these tinpot bellends. I have a SAG at work who reckons they are going to get promoted this year, imagine that, Played 46, Lost 46

The sort of pub where you wipe your feet on the way out.

"Give back what all gas supporters deserve" You're having a ******* bubble bath you dckhead. No SAG deserves **** all expect continued misery in your sad pathetic lives. You chose to be a blue bellend so you get all that you deserve which is conference football, for a conference team, who play run around a bit in a conference stadium. To top it all off you've been in our shadows for 17 years and that is in-bedded in your sad souls, and always will be whatever happens. Your biggest transfer ever was £370,000 which is all you need to know about how ******* shite you really are. The sooner you **** off back to the conference the better, saying that, the sooner you go bust would be better so we don't have to turn our comedy thread into another 500 pages of your deluded drivel. It's Xmas Day everyday with the 'gift that keeps on giving' Oh and the Matty sends his love especially to all the idiots who had Matty tattoos

Doesn't Matty look just fooking great in RED

Not this ******* bellend again! Freddy Krueger's love child. One, Two we're coming for you ......... don't ******* think so you deluded bunch of black teethed, denim washed, dandruff flicking *********!

Couldn't agree more. LJ always seems to get outwitted by the wily old foxes like Harry and Warnock. With all this sniffing around Flint and Bryan, sticking his beak in and trying to sign this Luton lad Vassell, and Birmingham beating us yesterday after tearing them a new one in the first half, Harry is the new Warnock for me, bloody hate the bloke now

**** me! They saw you coming You still got the receipt.

How ******* embarrassing! There's no one there That WAG must be thinking she's arrived in life. I'd have called in sick instead of spending 2 hrs on the bellend bus. It's not all bad though, at least it's not raining.