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Big Nige isn't going to be a happy bunny. I reckon Gregor will call in sick for the next presser, and Nige will bring a Wolves head with him.

That must be really painful when doing Reverse Cowgirl being smashed in the face by a mattress

Flipping heck, this slipped onto page 2 Managed a 1-1 against the mighty Melksham tonight.

That Marshy bellend has got a lot of sand in his Vag

Rumour has it that you're arranging a 'going down party' one of your specialty's , bring our wife's/girlfriends or nans with their own teeth, car keys for the fruit bowl, and a fancy dress pirate willy warmer.

Just not me then I use Flashscore and put in the games that matter in my games list. Keep going crossed eyed staring at the screen willing that little red blob to appear. Couldn't believe Rochdale going 3-2 up then..... Still think the SAGS will survive which pains me to say, but there are some really dog shite teams down there with them

FFFT. After flucking a win against Pompey I was worried they were going to go on some spawny run. Business back to normal and fingers crossed back to L2

Get the **** in Burton, just hold on now ffs.

Well for me I'm glad that it's off as according to this 3 players that would have started would have been dropped. Swindon are shite even with a full team so we wouldn't want the sag bellends having any extra help. https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/sport/19086871.three-swindon-town-players-dropped-late-team-meeting/

OMG, for anyone saying that Steve 'the Legend' Cotterill would ever go to the SAGS, give your head a wbble. SC gave us one of the best seasons we ever had. SC would never ever go to the SAGS as he would lose that mantle. We love him (well I do :laugh:) SC does not need the money (not that that SAGS could get within a Tilson of what SC would ask for anyway) SC will get back into Management but it will have to be something that floats his boat, not just anything.

Totally agree there BS3. Hell would have to freeze over first. Cott's gave us one of the best season's we ever had, so there is zero chance he'd ever want to tarnish that feat by going anyway near that cesspit of a club. He's financially secure so doesn't really need to work again, and I'm sure he's turned down many a job since. I think he will get back into a job again, but he has the luxury of being as picky as he wants. Rovers is not on his list, and will never be on his list, believe me.

If Sky can get rid of Tommo, Le-tis & Charlie, and the BBC can get rid of the Question of Sport team, then I'm putting in a WOKE complaint right now to get this dirty song banned Anyone caught singing it to be fined 1000th of a Tilson and ordered to take a bath, haircut, dentist visit, and to throw out any Stone Washed denim jackets.

Ouch! - I knew there was a difference between the top teams and the lesser teams, but that is well scary. Possession Home77% Away23% Shots Home39 Away1 Shots on Target Home21 Away0 Corners Home8 Away0 Fouls Home5 Away9

Come on Tom, turn off the swear filter before you post, that could have been, Bunglechops, Bunglecrops, Bunglechips, hey, it could have been Bunglecraps all over Zippy.

What a ******* bell-end. I'd have slammed the fat **** straight into the Mini Rolls.

I'm really sorry Julie, but I have to admit as the guilt is tearing me up, that today I stole a bag of Dolly Mixtures from Tesco's and deserve to be arrested right now.

This always gives me a warm glow A bit like when your 14 and you think your best mates hot Mum fancy's you then you realize she came out Gay 3 years ago. Never assume anything is a cert, and never ever wear a Burgundy Sweatshirt to an away match as when you fall over you look an even bigger bell-end.

Yuck! You're only supposed to come out the minge, not in it

I think that might be your Sister calling you, or it might be your Mum, depends on this weeks Rota, anyway one of them is drumming their 6 fingers on that home made Kitchen Table, now go wash your thing, it's BJ time.

If I were Oxford I'd leave the kit behind, then Matty can pull on a Gas Shirt (he may initially puke up) then bag the winner, as a City Player, wearing a Gas Shirt. I'm pretty sure a few of them who aren't the brightest may have an outer body experience (like Bobby in the shower on Dallas) and actually think that Matty never actually left and is still playing for them.

Class band

So this nobber thinks that it's possible that we could get relegated, and they get promoted with their team of tinpot rejects, do not drink Special Brew for breakfast people. Inserting BRISTOL ROVERS into the BBC Sport Website Championship Table and hitting the Update button would crash the whole ******* website, and then send out another WANNA CRY (??WITH LAUGHTER) virus.

Did Murray get his Boob Job done on the NHS?

I've come to hate their arrogance, self entitlement, and bellendish behavior all season belittling every other Championship club. They really are a vile set of supporters. The sort of people I'd cross the road to avoid. I'm very much looking forward to them getting smashed every game next season, and get relegated back where hopefully they will self implode with the financial importance they seem to think is a divine right because they are so superior, and disappear up their own shite pipe without a trace.

Get the **** off our forum you ******* bell-end. You're a ******* embarrassment to Bristol. The sooner you go into Administration and disappear up your own shite pipe the better. If it wasn't for my Mrs, she's 5ft 2 (I'm 6ft 2 and 17st of rage) and just about keeps my temper in check I'd be in a lot of trouble. Whenever I see one of you sad pathetic ******* in that puke up shirt I just want to rip your face off. Lucky for the **** in B&Q the other day as he nearly had some decking