Sniper

I stupidly bought some of these tyres, they deflated quite quickly, they're crap at taking corners, and eventually went down.

Yep, 3x VHS, 2x Betamax and 10 video tapes all containing recordings of Babe Station.

**** me the game is so shite they've all gone Ice Skating.

Haha love it. If anyone has got one of these can you please ask the questions above and also 'why are Bristol Rovers so ******* shite' and does 'Darrell Clarke tug off dogs' and get back with the answers.

Fingers crossed asap. Unfortunately for Wally being chased down Gloucester Road might not be as much fun as being carried down Gloucester Road.

This guy goes to all their games, SAGS love the Violin.

For all those that were there the anticipation and jubilation must have been like pulling a really hot bird then getting back to her place to find out it was a Chick with a Dick.

I asked a bird once if she liked but-combe and she punched me in the face.

Could have been the worst possible score for us, them get seven stuck past them. If they had lost 2-1? They will come out fighting that's for sure, and with our flaky defence at the moment we'd better not concede in the first 20 minutes. I'm hopeful of at least a point, but with all the doom and gloom at the moment, players not on form, massive injury list, fammy's ban, no Duric/Steele, goalkeeper situation, there we go, the doom and gloom is catching so it wouldn't be a shock to me if they turn us over, then cue OTIB meltdown. I've not had this gut feeling for years, but I'm fearing the worst this season, hopefully the players will prove me wrong.

I feel for you there Redstoke, that couldn't have been a nice situation to find yourself in especially with your lad only being 8. You were in a no win situation and they knew it ******* scum. I'd like to have been there with my two mates Mr Right and Mr Left (all 6ft 1 and 17 stone of me) - I know fat barstad

Fancied a laugh this morning so just had a look at their match thread!? Here's a few snippets! 4-1 win today. FTG Kit is horrible , bring back the quaters, actually think this is worse than snackbox! FFS 1 down Currently bottom of the L1 table... Plenty of time to go - we are after all a 2nd half team - we don't wake up till the 46th minute I'm still waiting for them to wake up after 46 years.... At least the sh** are losing as well (Someone called lympstonegas, what a bellend) Accrington are miles ahead of us, more fight, skill and better tactics. Sorry to sound negative but we look very sh** F*cking sh*t. I thought the days of losing at home to the likes of Accrington Stanley were over. Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss 1-1 Payneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Great start from Payne, are the comeback kings back again? Yes yes yes now for the winner Prayers duly answered 2-1 down ffs Oh well, that ray of hope was soon snuffed out Utter sh**e ! Glad I didn’t go today , we sound truly ******* awful Just gutted Hillarious when Accrington liquidate. Pathetic cheating anti-football. Hope they go down. Your a total bell. Get your head out of your arse, or the clouds and realise DC is the best chance we have got with the shysters we have running the show. What a depressing afternoon. As soon as the Accrington goal went in the crowd went dead. As I looked around at the miserable red faces. Christ its not even the middle of bloody august and im already depressed with this season Allegedly Rollin had a bit of road rage recently, so don't know if they may be an issue for the club Henbury is at it again.

Lets hope these 2 signings turn out to be a crock of shite for the SAGS. I want them relegated, then relegated again asap. Their like an annoying wasp that needs putting out of it's misery.

Wouldn't be a surprise he's faked everything else

4 ?

They might as well take the label off as it must be at least 5 players to each tub.

Blimey! That's a pretty bold accusation to make?

I have it on good authority that Rudolf had to take a week off work when she realised that was him standing to attention through the Glory Hole.

Live Stream anyone

Done! 2 Large Skips 20 Portions of Prawn Crackers 18 Portions of Crispy Duck 16 Chicken Chow Mein 10 Chinese Roast Pork with Crispy Noodles 8 Prawn Foo Youngs 6 Bags of Chips 4 Jumbo Sausages 2 Pots of Curry Source 1 Blow up Doll Bill sent to his long term customer Gary Glitter

What the **** is this doing half way down page 2

Just tried Radio 5 Live and Extra and it's not on, it's always on the radio, what's going on?

I have it on good authority that it was Darrell Clarke that was bitten after trying it on with a Lesbian dog.

**** me, It looks like the waiting room at the Doctors Surgery

Un ******* believable There's even some nobheads saying that they've been supporting the club for 50 years and more. Why the **** would you bother supporting something so long that has given you so much continued disappointment.

**** me League 1 is absolute horseshite if a tinpot pub team like the SAGS can be thinking about the playoffs. We'd have had it won in November if we were in it with our L1 winning side. Let them get there and lose in the Final then we can have a night at Chasers with our new hero, sad *******, 17 years, god that must hurt!