Superjack

Barbara Ann - Beach Boys

Leave a light on - Belinda Carlisle

99 Red Balloons - Nena.

Electric Dreams - Phil Oakley and Georgio Miroda(sp?)

Stay With Me - The Mission

Big in Japan - Alphaville

Metal Guru - T.Rex.

Fast food song - Fast Food Rockers

Two goals from close range. WE'RE ACTUALLY LAYING ON CHANCES IN THE BOX!! Halle****inglujah!

No.

I think that this is the earliest I have ever posted on a match thread. I usually wait until we are at least one down.... ...but condolences fella. Hope the boys give you at least a little positive. x

Rhythm Is A Dancer - Snap

A Night Like This - The Cure

Poison Prince - Amy Macdonald

I said to my doctor, "I get a violent twitch in my leg whenever I hear a diagnosis". He said, "I know what that is". I said, "What?". He said, "You'll kick yourself when I tell you".

I think between us we've established that they taste **** all like coffee then.

I like the coffee ones... ...don't like coffee though, weirdly...

Thatchers... and I'm considering ordering a steak...

The missus promised me that she was only going window shopping. Two grand it cost me. **** you Everest.

Nite.

We can wave goodbye to JET imo... ...Cotterill is not the sort of manager to build a team to accomodate a luxury player... ...quite rightly if you ask me. We all know what JET can do, but he doesn't always do it. Our promotion sides under Jordan, Ward and Johnson could not have accomodated a player like JET, despite his quality. It's unfortunate, but I fully expect JET to have gone soon... and as I believe that we have finally got the right manager, I am happy to go along with it.

An old woman had a parrot that was prone to swearing. One day, the old woman said to the parrot, "The vicar is coming this afternoon... please please don't swear". "Ok", said the parrot. The vicar arrived and immediately noticed that the parrot had a ribbon tied to each leg. "What are the ribbons for?", he asked. The old woman replied, "Well... when I pull the left ribbon, he sings Abide With Me... when I pull the right ribbon, he recites the Lord's Prayer". "Amazing", said the vicar. "And what does he do when you pull both ribbons together? ". "I fall off my ******* perch, you *****!", replied the parrot.

If I wasn't so happy I'd hate you.

I think that some people are prejudiced against Pitman... ...which may be because of Jed Pitman... ...so that's fair enough.

I don't know how much Pitman starts for Bournemouth either... ...maybe you are right. I do know that I wish we'd had Pitman on the bench today.