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  1. 15 hours ago, slartibartfast said:

    Jeez, it makes Vogon poetry sound like a cross between Wordsworth & Byron !

    BTW I laughed at the "well endowed" bit because I have it on good authority from a girl (well, woman now) who "met" said Giggs on holiday abroad when he was just becoming famous, and according to her, he was MOST disappointing in the trouser department !

    Not as big a d1ck as he's become now, then!

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  2. 5 hours ago, IAmNick said:

    Removed the blokes surname, but my guess is that this is why:

    "Volunteer of The Week'! This week we caught up with Supporters Club member Terry [surname]. Terry is originally a Bristolian and a lifelong Bristol Rovers fan but he now shares his allegiances with Lewes FC and spends many of his Saturdays down at the Pan carrying out vital maintenance work.

    We asked Terry - mid-hammer blow - those three all important questions. He considered each one carefully before replying with his soft Bristol lilt...

    Why did you choose to volunteer for Lewes FC?

    “I don’t think I actually did volunteer - it just happened. I was here one day and some-one said, ‘You’ll do this won’t you?’ and next thing I knew I was painting toilets!”

    Which team would you most like us to beat?

    “Always Bristol City”

    If you could put a message on a billboard for all the world to see, what would it be?

    “Try and get on with life: don’t fret, don’t hassle people, don’t be extreme!”"

     

    Not sure I believe that last sentence of his! Pretty funny though, fair play to him if he's the culprit!

    Terry Morton is a bit kn*b!

  3. On 10/05/2022 at 21:09, Sleepy1968 said:

    Could he do a job in our midfield, or isn't he old enough?

    Surely you've heard the expression, "If he's old enough, he's OLD enough!"

  4. On 04/05/2022 at 20:25, Lanterne Rouge said:

    Was he there at the same time? I had him down as just before those two.

    Mind you, it all runs into one these days!

    Maybe give these a try?

    tena-slip-plus-medium-mobile.jpg

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  5. I have two complimentary tickets for today's game, sadly I can no longer attend, but I'm happy to forward them to someone who would like to go today. 

    They're two adult tickets in the Lansdown lower tier. 

    Happy to forward email with tickets.

    Just send me a private message, first come first served.

     

    COYR

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  6. On 12/04/2022 at 09:50, Sir Geoff said:

    Didn't read the list as assumed he was asking as he didnt know of any decisions involving us. What was the point of his post then if he already knew the answers.

    You took that extremely mild laughter at your expense, well, didn't you!

  7. 37 minutes ago, Sir Geoff said:

    Chris Martin brought down by Lloyd Kelly for a stonewall penalty when the score was 2-1. Pen not given.

    Another one for your list.

    That's LITERALLY the second example on his list! ?

    www.specsavers.com

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  8. Undone by 2 late goals!

    Play offs in store for them now, against the UAE and if they win that, then the 5th placed team in the South America qualifiers, looking likely to be Peru or Uruguay (who incidentally play each other tonight). 

    Tough route for the Aussies, I personally don't expect to see them at the World Cup this time around.

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