Bazooka Joe

There'll be a few who don't have a Klu what this is all about. Klan you elucidate further for the benefit of all the Klux out there? Thanks

Knowing the thieving Fewers, it's probably K'Yate.

Have they no shame? It appears, at the behest of their new "Owner," they have resorted to selling "kids for a quid" and adults for a miserly £10. I know they're desperate for money, but even for them, this is a step too far. It seems doing anything immoral or illegal is okay with them. So the Fewers/Rags/Squatters/Sags are now Traffickers as well. Wonder what their next great (hopefully legal/moral) income-generating scheme will be? "Hussain Al Seaweed and his team are prowed to announce our Back, Sack and Crack service, (delivered by the stunningly hirsute Irene and her team of toothless hags), our new Fungal Toenail pasty range, and our long-awaited verruca and acne-flavoured drinks (we guarentee they're out-of-date or your money back)"

Those revolting “quarter” shirts symbolise what they believe to be their share of the supporter base in Bristol. But they need to be more honest with themselves and divide those grotesque colours into eighths (at the very best).

Our squad will welcome having a young, gifted side-kick (sic), whose decision to join us was probably based on seeing a bright future here. Thankfully, the drinking culture at our club has long gone, so he won't find it hard to steer clear of the spirits.

Let's hope that neither are hit by our seemingly endless injury jinx.

That Jonathan Pearce call himself a City fan. Just watched his commentary of Arsenal v Palace. No mention of anything to do with Bristol City ! A golden opportunity for another 3,000 Bristol City history, name-drops and player anecdotes goes a begging. C'mon Pearcey, you can do better than that. (However, I suspect his bosses might have has a quiet word in his ear after the West Ham game)

With all those empty spaces, they should name the eyesore "The Mind the Gap" Stand.

This explains why they call their mob "The Herd" Apparently every one of them is called "Pat"

The only category where the Fewers can truly say “Mind the Gap”.

Build it and they will come. But not as in “attending”. Since that ugly eyesore was built, the over-excited, deluded Fewers have been constantly creaming themselves, believing that “thing” is something to be prowed of. Fittingly, anyone causing trouble in that monstrosity will be immediately ejected ejaculated by the stewards.

Big businesses? They'll be lucky to get a Big Issue seller to sponsor that joke of a stand. Actually Jokova Stand sounds like a good name. There is a company called Jokova in the Czech Republic.

You do realise that when (not if) the Rags go out of existence, your property will quadruple in value. And you will deserve every penny for all that you have had to put up with. This torture sounds worse than what happens in Guantanamo Bay. If you can't wait for them to fold, perhaps someone can contact Amnesty International to help you get away. Having 10,000 undesirables locked outside, roaming the area in their Zombie-like state, at every home game must be incredibly inconvenient and annoying.

Did you see their scruffy owner Hussain AlSaeed on TV last night? People are saying he looked more needy than a homeless person. Anyway, with regards to his detractors, my advice to him is "Sod'em Hussain".

It appears there was terrible flooding in the Horfield area last night. Wessex Water say the local drainage system was overwhelmed by an avalanche of tears (and apparently out-of-date Fanta) sometime after 9.30pm. Such a shame. "Don't cry for me Irene-tina"

Wooly description eh? So, possibly a forward with a curly perm? Probably a Gay red herring (cue the jokes). Difficult, if not impossible, to find someone fitting that description nowadays.

The Gas Fewers have been gaslighting themselves for years. They are deluded, have no concept of reality and are fixated on fanciful dreams that either never happened or will never happen. Reality for them is a painful kick in the balls. This is probably why they sing sh*te like "I'll see you in my dreams."

Fair enough. I’ll stick my money on Taylor Gardner-Hitman instead.

Yeh. What round have they failed to reach? Fore ! And whilst on the subject of golf. Who beat the Irons?

It’s worse than a library, it’s the Morgue-oriol “Stadium”.

Quality …. control failure.

I guess you’re thinking “bollocks !” Salted or dry roasted?

Putting money on Williams to ko Toffolo in the 4th round.

Yep, totally forgot Christ the King was the one in KW. Pius was Hartcliffe. 50s-late 70s were the tail-end of the hey days of corporal punishment. Them sanctimonious priests, and oh-so-holy nuns and brothers certainly knew how to dish it out. They would have been in their element on the terraces. But hey, a few “Our Fathers” and a couple of “Hail Mary’s” and all is forgiven.

Assume you're talking about Primary School. Holy Cross and St Pius always seemed to have several Poles from the late 50s onwards (though relatively small in proportion to the large number of Irish). Don't forget that many Polish surnames aren't obviously Polish (if you know what I mean). Some of the kids I knew had surnames such as Ciepek, Doda, Popiel, Hendzel, Cichy, Redko, Krupa and Tarmach.