Bazooka Joe

Duh ! Wael I never! What a revelation !

Que sera sera Whatever will be, will be They're going to Westerleigh. Que sera sera. What a pathetic bunch of losers. Last night showed the world what a dump of a ground they have, and a team of tramps led by a Dumpty of a manager. Wouldn't be surprised to see Comic Relief trying to raise money for the poor, "disadvantaged" fools. They're much more needy than all those other deserving causes around the world.

"Oh Please say you prefer Rovers, oh please say you love us more than City! Oh please, I'm begging you!"

What a shame. Jonson in !

Corrected that for you. Much more likely to be the case.

Let me guess.....40,000? and, no doubt, all locked out of their homes,

Hopefully, it would totally deflate them.

Dozy Zak the Thick Sag gets every question wrong but one, and still manages to skulk away with £2,350. He may be dumb, but he's now twice as rich as Wally Wael. They have a new saviour. Will he buy them some more garden-chairs and another tent? Will that leave enough to sign another striker too?

They're worried about getting pelters for their pelters.

Presumably with a rusty, blunt scalpel - ouch !

Probably tasted like p*ss . Hence "Goodnight Urine" !

Yeh, can't argue with the evidence. He has some pretty useful contacts.

Short winning run comes to an abrupt end against Burton. Looks like the wheels have fallen off the wagon for the jammy dodgers. And Clough out-smarting Coughlan takes the biscuit.

.........and then they all took off their headphones and said "What d 'you say?" He'll be glad he had six fingers on each hand to point out all them players.

They don't need one of those; they'd be better off with a descent stadium.

Aw c'mon be fair now. Wael has pumped £13 into the coffers, which is over half his entire fortune.

Based on Dopey's shocked expression, I reckon the lecher lifting him up must have stuck his hand up Dopey's arse. Either that, or the old lecher is having a sly fondle and caused Dopey to ejaculate.

Rumour has it (in other words I've just made this up) Noel Edmonds is odds-on to replace "Mr Blubby".

What Knee Cup?

Couldn't resist winding up one of my Sag neighbours this morning. He was bleating about how bad they were and, to add insult to injury, he said he got drenched despite being under cover. I told him if I supported such a shite team, I'd go under cover too. I thought the miserable wretch was going to burst into tears, so I gave him a pat on the back. Never seen a guy almost swallow his dentures before.

It'll be on the Comedy Gold Channel.

The people have spoken BREXIT means... Bristol Rovers exit. and it can't come soon enough.

Its clear they are in a relegation dog-fight.

The Gash.... the Gash.... we gotta get rid of the Gash!

All of the above hopefully happen, and to add to their disgrace, all the tents collapse amidst the weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth.