Porto Red

Last time I complain about Mondays https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/65761213

Sorry, I think I may be lost. Is this the "OS"?

You said "insert", uh huh uh huh (insert Beavis and Butthead gif)

What's the story, Ross McCrorie? (Sorry)

Bit late to this discussion of classic comedy shows, but for starters I'll give you Early Doors, Nighty Night, Jam (Chris Morris) and the absolute peak, Monkey Dust

England's three best players last night, I thought

I've kept quiet until now, but that, sir, is fighting talk. I demand satisfaction

You may be on to something here. How about a RR thread where literally everything he posts no matter where gets yeeted straight to his own thread. Mods? Poll?

Oh come on, it's vaguely City related. Plus, Portuguese red wine.

Electric sockets in bathrooms, one of many benefits of living in Portugal ?

So the gf volunteers in a church where they collect clothing for those in need and I thought of asking whether my City top season 2007/8 would be suitable to donate. Quick as a flash she said that would make a nice dress, and I have to agree

One's Martin. The other's shartin'.

Can you animate your avatar in a similar fashion?

Think that might be a bit of a whoosh, but then again your legendary status as the progenitor of this thread all 3163 pages ago affords you no small degree of immunity

That's what I said.

You're on the wrong website, as usual

I always had it in my mind as Colé Skusé rather than Kolo Skusay or indeed Kaiser Söze ?

Haven't read the rest of the thread so I hope this hasn't been mentioned, but this made me laugh/splutter into my cornflakes, it's the same as when Americans say "I could care less" when what they actually mean is the exact opposite, ie "I couldn't care less", as we correctly say it in the UK: "The club have implemented a salary structure to ensure greater disparity across the group of players" Pretty sure you mean parity there bud, but you do you Edit: of course Phil got there first ?

Don't worry. I for one will not be happy until we have Mbappé and Haaland up front ?

If they do, they'll have lapped us

As probably this forum's least well known Devonian, I am of course aware of your good self as one of its better known Devon residents, but I had no idea you lived in Hatherleigh, where I grew up and went to school. When were you there, if you don't mind me asking?

I wonder who that could be ?

The Theatre of Dreams surely covers it. Only, for very different reasons than the original.

Working for me: http://cdn.buffsports.stream/webplayer.php?t=ifr&c=2101937&lang=en&eid=123389027&lid=2101937&ci=57&si=1&ask=1680357600