Porto Red

I actually prefer Katy to Thatcher's Vintage, but for me HW Vintage is miles ahead of either. Happy to agree to disagree over a pint of each! Cheers ?

I'm never able to comprehend the mindset that eulogises the likes of Gold and Katy, when there exists such a blessing as Henry Weston's Vintage

This is brilliant work. Congratulations. I am now the crazy English man sitting on his own in a cafe drinking beer and laughing hysterically to himself. So thanks for that.

I like this actually. @Robbored will like it too when it's on the OS

Last time out against Luton!

His close friends get to call him TC

Sykes was indeed excellent. But for me if I had to pick one - and I don't but I'm going to pretend I'm forced to - Atkinson. Delightful in every third of the pitch. Naismith, Vyner, Dasilva, Scott, Massengo, Wells, Weimann, Conway, I could just name the entire squad and there'd be takers for each and every one tonight.

Agreed

Every single player in a red (or purple) shirt, starters and subs. Plus the management and coaching staff. Most enjoyable 90 minutes of football I've seen in I don't know how long.

I once submitted 10 jokes to a joke competition, hoping that one of them would win. But no pun intended

Missing the full stop after "behaviour" there fella.

Risible modern attempts at making new swearwords, such as "cockwomble" and "wankpuffin". These make me want to punch the user really hard in the face, for some reason. Other than that, nothing really bothers me. I'm a Zen #&£@#&£@#&#. So much so that I think my nearest and dearest wish I gave more of a shit about them, or me, or anything really

Agreed. As mentioned above, when someone says "for f*cks hake" on the match day thread, it's just the worst.

Who was it on here a short while ago who was very amusing for making comments that invariably started with "I don't want to overreact, but" and then going on to have a full on ironic meltdown

One of my unforgettable City memories, actually. When we signed Kevin Betsy and Phil Jevons, I immediately thought of "Jevons to Betsy" and proceeded to exclaim this loudly in every pub on North Street, finding myself to be the greatest wit since I don't know Oscar Wilde. You can imagine, then, my excitement upon tuning in to Radio Bristol one fine day to listen to the City commentary, and hearing the immortal phrase uttered, as Phil passed the ball to Kevin, "Jevons, to Betsy, ...". Well, dear reader, I basically peaked right there

You-know-who incoming in 5...4...3...

Oh I see, first match of the season you said, my reading skills somewhat lacking ??

Vyner seems an odd choice there. Do you see all of Kalas, Klose, Atkinson and Naismith starting? I don't think he gets in the squad most of the time.

Bread and butter for OTIB

Don't get used to it mate, back to scorchio tomorrow! Funnily enough my ex who is Portuguese is in Bristol this week with our daughter who was born there. I've had a couple of relief days at a mere 26° whilst they've been roasting in 37° ?

Robbored......is that you?

It'd be a relief right now - we've just recorded 47° over here ?

Please do not feed the troll

I miss the aubergine reaction

Can I just add that with each potentially decent-looking signing we make in which the CEO is not weirdly and repulsively front of stage, the more I f*cking love Richard Gould?