Porto Red

Quite. The "cos" and the "ain't" were deliberate, for ironic contrast.

Was going to say, what language is that written in? Cos it sure ain't the Queen's English

As far as I can work out, it's either Tony or Anthony

Nothing personal Spoons; but I simply cannot stand by any longer whilst I watch this beloved forum of ours decline irretrievably into grammatical turpitude. There is, and always has been, a perfectly good English usage here which is increasingly being replaced by this cretinous Americanism, and that is "had". "If we had..." You see? It's shorter, clearer, and has always been seen in our mother tongue until quite recently. Not "if we would have...", please! I trust I can count on the support of all forum users to help eradicate this nonsense from these shores. Cheers, HNY, and FTG

Massengo and Martin on for Benarous and Towler

Get me into the evidence room and we can undertake scientific research

Nice to see the Dolman Salute being impeccably observed there

IKR right! I'm in one now, it's not unpleasant

Yep, we're all cabbages here ?

Damn! Came here to say that.

Yes he should if your figures are correct, which I don't doubt - but even if the tweet was correct that he's on 24%, well that's the same as Powell and Weimann, and yet he's 2nd whilst they are joint 3rd...was my original point.

Makes even less sense then!

Be interested to know what Grabban has done there to be 2nd ?

Most self-contradictory post I've ever read

Tommy D'oh!

Backofthenetson!

Who's going to tell him...?

Agreed, a couple of lines always picks me up when I'm feeling low. Long one of my favourite words, ever since I read it in the Gormenghast trilogy.

So what you are saying is..."ground, ground, ground, and we forgot about the team"?

Prayer

Great minds ????

Bristol City, where good players come to become shit players

With all due respect as probably one of the more astute tacticians and deep thinkers about the beautiful game on this forum, isn't it high time that you changed your user name to "Double Pivot"?

Given your user name, one might have thought that you would have a more nuanced contribution to this thread ?

Ah, fair enough