Porto Red

I recall slapping him on his very sweaty back during that pitch invasion. That's all. Yes, I really just came here to mention that ?

Bought seats that did not appear to exist ? Were they in Row M

Mark Lanegan ? https://youtu.be/azH5eEXtllc

Ahem!

Robbored in using-emoji-other-than-sunglasses-or-more-rarely-yawning shock

OMG, don't get @ExiledAjax started ?

Most of the links commonly posted on here are efficiently blocked in Portugal, and perhaps in France too. However if you look up Reddit soccer streams, you'll almost always find something that works on there.

Pretty sure he meant to say "Manual Manipulator", which coincidentally has the same initials as Micky Naynard and Michael McIndoe. Coincidentally? I think not ?

Please stop ?

I'll drink to that!

No contest

All you get here is some god awful piss called Somersby. It's ok for cooking with. You lucky, lucky bastard.

Trust me, all that will achieve is to confirm the superiority of WV over both TV & K

A friend actually posted me a couple of bottles last year. Due to Brexit everything takes for ever to get from the UK to Portugal now, and the package duly arrived 6 months later, long after we'd given it up for dead. The first I knew about its arrival was a letter from the post office telling me I had until a date already passed to go to collect the package and pay customs fees. It was promptly returned to sender, which somehow only took 3 days. So can we please not talk about Weston's Vintage? TIA ???

You are Pam Gregory and I claim my £5

Now you've punnet! You pipped me to it Etc

I don't know what you bass that on

I once submitted 10 fish and bread puns to an OTIB competition (for such things are unanimously popular on here, as we all know), hoping that one of them would win... ... but no pun in 10 did.

RIP Jethro ??

On the motorways in Portugal there are frequent signs the sole purpose of which is to advise you how far you are from the next sign giving fuel price information.

I see I had to actually spell it out to get some laughs ?? Bitter, much

I would, as well

I missed this, can you tell me what happened? I'd been wondering where he was...!