Porto Red

Not only that, but 200% of them were penalties, thus single-handedly accounting for our promotion to the Prem and European places, all things being equal

Dubnobasswithmyheadman far superior, of course

Apparently

"My biggest weakness is I'm totally honest." "Well I think that's an admirable quality." "I don't give a **** what you think!" (Yeah no, I didn't get that one)

Finally another Monkey Dust fan! Probably wouldn't get broadcast now. Anyway back to Naismith, and given that he likes to pass it out of defensive positions, in his absence are we just going to hoof it?

You say testicles, I say testicles

I wonder if Alex Scott knows that there are people in the stands in their 60s & 70s saying he's the best player they've ever seen for us.

Héracles? Sophocles? Hang on I may have misread that, where are my spectacles, oh there they are under my testicles

Not to mention basic hygiene, and that incest is taboo

I took the Bristol City quiz and got 13/20, not bad for someone who's only followed since 2003 and can't remember what he did this morning

Stop press, hold the front page, etc

Probably already been pointed out in the interim, but accurate other than that we generally don't see ourselves as any kind of sleeping giant at all and the vast majority of us are very well aware of, and pretty content with, our (admittedly comfortably higher middle echelon) status in the pyramid

Actually maybe it's this one, as everyone knows Hitler was famous for dying by shooting himself in the foot

I haven't read this thread but I'm still confident that this is the worst post in it.

I'm just going to leave this here

No f*cking way, surely it can't be, oh my god it actually is, a Rag Ass Rovers fan mocking our transfer fees paid from the pitiful position of a Tilson in 1993 or whatever it was, a figure declining with the seasons in direct proportion to the accumulation of the years in the Gap

Can I just be the first person to make the joke on this thread about how if the game goes to penalties, the ref won't allow us to take any, or something, thank you (With apologies to the first person to actually make this joke whose user name I've forgotten but I did give you a "laugh" reaction

Or just steal their drumsticks

I'm late and it's tired but what is score difference?

Reelly good

You should get battered for that. How about some fish puns?

I could use RFS Cert. Arb. although quite how tree surgery is relevant is up for debate, bit extreme as a curative. Do any of your other readers have superfluous qualifications entitling them to add letters after their name?

Rovers winning until stoppage time and lose to a last minute brace, Ashton running down the touchline to celebrate breaks a leg. Perfect.

Popty-ping is absolutely correct. From my uni days in West Wales I also remember the quite tragic "dim disco heno" (no disco tonight), and "dim parcio" (no parking).

I've never dreamt about football results in my life but I dreamt that we won 2-0 with a Weimann double so had to post in the unlikely event it was a premonition ?