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Only ours.

Because of the eye make up he wore

Good thing your condensed versions aren't at all predictable Tone

Boss says to his secretary " I want to have sex with you, but don't worry it will be over very quickly" He goes on to say, " I'll throw £1,000 down on the floor and I'll have sex with you in the time it takes to pick it up when you bend down to pick it up" The secretary is not sure, so rings her boyfriend, who says " do it but ask for £2,000 and make sure you pick it up in a flash. That way he won't even have time to unzip his trousers" Half an hour later the boyfriend rings to find out how she got on. " The bastard threw down the money in coins. I'm still picking them up and he's still going strong!"

Starts with b and ends with locks.

So stop going everywhere then you Jonah!

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I was worried it would be I'm gas and proud - I could never show my face on here again!

See you have broadband indefinite.

Far too early to score - should have waited until the last 5 minutes!

If you're celebrating Wilbs's first again Forrest, then it is very slow.

Think the Forest game showed that there has been no loss confidence, despite results. You are right in that Brighton will be a tough nut to crack and any sort of result will be a plus. My main hope s that we carry on from Friday's first half, because if we do then we will be in with a chance but think a lot will depend on how well we defend tonight. Thinking a narrow defeat is the most likely outcome.

Backs to the wall performance tonight then.

To be honest I bend over backwards to avoid them now.

Are you suggesting that the inhabitants referred to in the second part of the sentence prefer that to which you refer to at the start of the sentence

Sounds like our 6-0 defeat there first season back in championship under GJ!

It's brim full of brummies.

That'll be the (All Over the) World Rankings then Havana?

I want Big Tone to publish all of his, but his will be a leaflet, not a book.

As Ant or Dec said after Susan Boyle's first audition on BGT, "youz didn't expect that now did you?"

Woul love Cotts post match to say "well **** you Gayle and **** you Gray".