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Boss says to his secretary " I want to have sex with you, but don't worry it will be over very quickly"
He goes on to say, " I'll throw £1,000 down on the floor and I'll have sex with you in the time it takes to pick it up when you bend down to pick it up"
The secretary is not sure, so rings her boyfriend, who says " do it but ask for £2,000 and make sure you pick it up in a flash. That way he won't even have time to unzip his trousers"
Half an hour later the boyfriend rings to find out how she got on.
" The bastard threw down the money in coins. I'm still picking them up and he's still going strong!"
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Literally can't find the words to respond to this.
Starts with b and ends with locks.
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I've seen us lose bloody everywhere except the Third Division (North)
So stop going everywhere then you Jonah!
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have you left anything to write for the reverse fixture?
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!si ti elohtihs a tahW.
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5 in the last month I think.
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Good luck to you
I was worried it would be I'm gas and proud - I could never show my face on here again!
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great strike from Tinnion, if it stays this way Souness could be out of a job tomorrow!
See you have broadband indefinite.
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great start long way to go.
Far too early to score - should have waited until the last 5 minutes!
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from the slowest laptop in the west.......GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGREEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT
If you're celebrating Wilbs's first again Forrest, then it is very slow.
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But we are also always capable of conceding. Always gives the opposition a chance.
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We win a game, and we seem almost absurdly over confident about a result here. They are top by four points, unbeaten all season. They must have something about them.
A draw would be a fantastic result. Hopefully the players lose their nerves and share our confidence today!
Think the Forest game showed that there has been no loss confidence, despite results.
You are right in that Brighton will be a tough nut to crack and any sort of result will be a plus. My main hope s that we carry on from Friday's first half, because if we do then we will be in with a chance but think a lot will depend on how well we defend tonight. Thinking a narrow defeat is the most likely outcome.
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Buggered if I do
Backs to the wall performance tonight then.
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Love reading all these hilarious gay jokes/innuendo every time we play Brighton
To be honest I bend over backwards to avoid them now.
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Condensed Version
Brighton:
Pleasant shit hole on south coast where most of its inhabitants support the other side.
Are you suggesting that the inhabitants referred to in the second part of the sentence prefer that to which you refer to at the start of the sentence
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Drowned in a sea of salt, hit by a plague in 1665, bombarded by Zeppelins and attacked by Danish Marauders.
Sounds like our 6-0 defeat there first season back in championship under GJ!
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I always new Birmingham was 'not nice', but where is this 'Brimingham' place? Sounds worse than Knowle West.
TFR
It's brim full of brummies.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Football_Elo_Ratings
http://www.eloratings.net/world.html
Lot of information and a lot of reasoning behind how they calculate and I think its worth studying further to see if this is a valid rankings system football fans should follow rather than the arguably badly flawed 'cash stuffed brown bag' system.
The wiki entry is a little easier on the eye, the ELO web site needs work but get through that and see what you think. Be interesting to hear people's opinions on this thread. Might be worth pinning this somewhere modulators.
May I suggest listening to Evil Woman while meandering through the site?..
That'll be the (All Over the) World Rankings then Havana?
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Cracking little read that, Hava.
Come the end of the season I want you to publish all of your match thread introductions. I'll buy a few copies, that's for sure.
I predict a 2 - 2 draw today, with Gray scoring for the Burnley (he has to score at least once, it's virtually in the script).
Our scorers will be Wilbs and Kodjia.
COME ON YOU REDS.......
I want Big Tone to publish all of his, but his will be a leaflet, not a book.
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As Ant or Dec said after Susan Boyle's first audition on BGT, "youz didn't expect that now did you?"
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Woul love Cotts post match to say "well **** you Gayle and **** you Gray".
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Have they scored yet?
NO THEY BL00DY WELL HAVEN'T.
:)posted at 16.57!!
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5 MINUTES!!
Time for us to get a couple more then!
The Official Rotherham United v Bristol City match Day Thread
in The Havanatopia Match Day Archive
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Good thing your condensed versions aren't at all predictable Tone