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  1. 22 hours ago, Davefevs said:

    Yeah, he’s not going anywhere, nor should he be at this point.

    But I also think it’s fine for WSM to have his view too.  And yes, he’s gone early, and we can all have a good laugh when he’s proved wrong, can’t we.  But what if WSM has got it right? 🤷🏻‍♂️

    He cant lose can he

    If he is wrong it means City are doing well

    If he is right He can say "I told you so"

    I have a feeling He wants it to be the latter 

  2. 55 minutes ago, Robbored said:

    It’s an interesting debate as to who was/is the best all rounder in the last 60+years. There are several candidates, Richard Hadlee, Ian Botham, Freddy Flintoff, Jaques Kaliss, Ben Stokes, Kapil Dev, Colin de Grandhomme.

    For me it would be Ian Botham.

    Stats don’t come into it for me - mine is based on pure entertainment value.

    That list is missing Imran Khan and Sobers

    also

    Freddy not in the same league as those others

  3. 41 minutes ago, Northern Red said:

    Bazball was the greatest thing since sliced bread 2 Tests ago.

    Against the poorer teams yes

    But playing that type of cricket against the better sides 

    you will lose more games than you win

    Leave that type of cricket for the T20 stuff

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  4. 49 minutes ago, Markthehorn said:

    This must be heading towards one of our heaviest  ever defeats by runs surely?

    Yeah but it is bazball so its ok

    Wonder how long real cricket fans will put up with losing test series to the better teams

    in the name of entertainment 

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  5. Should have took so and so off

    should have brought on A instead of B

    C D and E should have been on from the start

    and why is F even getting in the team

    Wrong to play formation  x when y is much better for this squad

    God football management is so so easy with hindsight

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  6. 19 hours ago, Super said:

    He was pretty bad penalty was so blatant amazed he gave it.

    It was blatant but the ref couldnt of pointed to the spot any quicker

    Im sure he pointed to the spot before the soton player had even hit the deck

  7. Six weeks of having to the pub 

    and putting up with the rugger fans

    Every time there is a big tackle being told that if that was football he would be down for a month !!!

    We can drink in the ground during the game because we are not hooligans etc etc

     

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  8. 14 minutes ago, Rossi the Robin said:

    Assist for Andi 0-1

    Wow 

    When players get assist for that

    is why that stat is total bl####ks

    Forward made that goal out of nothing

    There was not a goal scoring chance when the player received the ball

  9. Here is one for the Gas to gloat about

     

    The Gas have had more fans watching them at home this SEASON  ( 137,603)

    Than we have had this YEAR   (122,198)

     

    Dont tell them they have had 18 games  at home since the season started

    We have had only 5 since new years day

    The gap has nearly closed

     

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  10. 6 hours ago, Cowshed said:

    I would question where you are getting your stats from. 

    The top four in the division play forms of possession football. Burnley last season? Another yes. 

    Three of the top four played that kind of football last season also

    Look where that got them!!

    Look at Burnley this season

    There was a stat on opta showing that over 70% of goals scored in the prem over last few seasons

    came from teams losing the ball in their own 3rd

  11. 1 minute ago, cidercity1987 said:

    Nail on head

    We are trying to keep possession but we are absolutely shite at it

    39% possession for a possession team 😂

    Meanwhile we are forgetting our strengths of direct (not long ball) play which brought us so much success under Pearson 

    It is not just us though

    90% of teams cant do it 

    The only teams i have seen win anything on a regular basis playing like this are Peps teams Man City and Barca

    Most teams playing this type of football lose the ball in their own 3rd more often than they make chances to score

    Stop ducking about and get the ball into the other half of the pitch Then start playing football

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  12. Just got in late from washing the car

    Could somebody answer a question for me

    Just turned the match on

    Im sure the Red shirts of Liverpool do not clash with the famous Blue and white quarters of the Gas

    So why are they playing in Yellow?

    Have i missed something?

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  13. 18 minutes ago, Bazooka Joe said:

    Have they no shame?

    It appears, at the behest of their new "Owner," they have resorted to selling "kids for a quid" and adults for a miserly £10.

    I know they're desperate for money, but even for them, this is a step too far.

    It seems doing anything immoral or illegal is okay with them.

    So the Fewers/Rags/Squatters/Sags are now Traffickers as well.

    Wonder what their next great (hopefully legal/moral) income-generating scheme will be?

    "Hussain Al Seaweed and his team are prowed to announce our Back, Sack and Crack service, (delivered by the stunningly hirsute Irene and her team of toothless hags), our new Fungal Toenail pasty range, and our long-awaited verruca and acne-flavoured drinks (we guarentee they're out-of-date or your money back)"

     

     

     

    Wow 

    If any other club bar the Gas were doing £10 tickets and quid a kid

    Posters on here would be up in arms slagging off our club and the Lansdowns for not doing the same

    The gas give us more than enough to rip the sh#t out of them A bit harsh doing them for this

     

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  14. 6 hours ago, PHILINFRANCE said:

    Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse.

    Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation.

    "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..."

    Mickey replied,

    "I didn't say she was mentally insane,

    I said that she's F****** Goofy!"

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    I remember the joke as

    I did not say she was sha###g Pluto - I said she was F#####g Goofy

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