So it begins..

1 minute ago, wendyredredrobin said:

I see in the Evil Post that one Rollin Menayese aged 20 of Bradley stoke has been convicted of dangerous driving and assault by beating.  He has been given 250 hours of community service and disqualified from driving for 15 months and ordered to pay costs and compensation.  Is this the same guy that plays for the Sags - the age is correct?

Be surprised if 2 people in Bristol had that name

1 minute ago, Bristol Rob said:

If he does leave, then don't be surprised if a Jordanian coach comes in, probably with a huge cash injection from their FA as they attempt to grow the game back in the mother-land.

Carried aloft along Gloucester Rd  ?

1 hour ago, Super said:

Is he ambitious though? I think he is happy being managing these nothing clubs when there is little pressure on him.

I think you maybe right, I'm sure he enjoys the old fashioned type of management at the Sags. You know pick the team , wash the kit cut the grass.

2 minutes ago, WessexPest said:

Oh dear...

 

That pesky universal remote strikes again

1 minute ago, pride of the west said:

Now we know where clarks transfer budget has gone. 

As pointed out in the thread, babestation is a subscription channel so i think you're correct.

2 minutes ago, 22A said:

Is "Oldgas" a City fan in disguise? His post could have been written by any of us.

It illustrates the absolute effing shambles this club has become.
Close season for 2 months, what have they just realised they are one stand (SW), and 2 promised stands ( one each end of North Terrace) light?
perhaps they're going to say they've just realised we're 2 strikers light as well.
You couldn't effing make it up. If someone went to the BBC with a comedy script about a football club based on Rovers they'd turn it down as being too far fetched.
Embarrasing shambles. Al Quadi and co should hang their heads in shame. In some ways Higgs was better than them, at least he didn't need a paid Chairman, CEO and God knows how many paid back-room flunkies to completely f@ck things up.

These things take time.

2 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

This made me laugh out loud!

If only they'd ordered it through Amazon Prime ...

£80 a year for Prime, whose gonna pay for that ?

6 hours ago, slartibartfast said:

So................a marquee(sic) signing would be someone from FGR, I see.

The only Marquee signing they're likely to make.......

1 minute ago, Miah Dennehy said:

I was around, and quite frankly there is some right load of old bollocks written about it on here I find it bizarre/slightly amusing that some feel the need to come up with 'reasons' to dislike Rovers. The fact is we can all drag up shit about each other, but the reason we like to see each other fail, is simply because we are local rivals- it's part of the fun

So you saying it never happened then ?

1 minute ago, Red Right Hand said:

Anyone remember that tosser saying they were going to buy AG and use it for their U23s when Wally took over?

Unlucky the Shit.

4 minutes ago, In the Net said:

Hence I try not to antagonise. 

Hows that working out for you  ?

3 minutes ago, PHILINFRANCE said:

I'

 More likely to sign Dwight Yorke's son than Andy Cole's...'

 

Just can't help themselves can they.

4 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Living up to their tin-pot image ....

"A bit concerned, was in the shop today and asked the assistant when the South West Stand would be re-erected... unfortunately the response I was given was that a football club representative would personally phone every season ticket holder of said stand, to explain that we would be relocated to the South Stand for the next couple of years!!"

http://gasheads.proboards.com/thread/12614/make-stand

Presumably just rotating the crops.

2 minutes ago, steviestevieneville said:

Dog I love you 

You had the same experience with the filter I did then 

13 minutes ago, BTRFTG said:

The Phoenix Club starting XI  - we shouldn't mock.....

I'm getting the word ......

New ice baths being installed , and by installed i mean rolled  along.

44 minutes ago, glynriley said:

Nothing so fancy I'd imagine. There will probably be an appeal on the telly soon by Ewan McGregor...

Wael has to walk 5 miles per day to fetch water...

More likely to be Gregor McGregor. 

7 minutes ago, bert tann said:

Bristol Rovers

 

Club News

A massage from our new CEO

2 July 2018       591 views

As your incoming CEO it gives me enormous pleasure sitting here today on the cusp of a new earing at Bristol Rovers.

Moving to the Memorial Stadium marks the pinnacle of my football career and, as I previously told supporters of Swindon, Yeovil and Plymouth, I am here for the long haul. A five minute conference call with some people in Jordan convinced me that this club is going places and so is the finance director Steve Brookfield who is vacating his position so they can afford to pay me. Those people, whoever they are, have shown a serious level of commitment to Bristol Rovers and this commitment, whatever it is, means much more to me than figures on a balance sheet or profit and loss account. That is why, as a qualified accountant, I have spent my time in football actually doing things rather than practising.

Many Bristol fans have asked me what the job of CEO encompasses at a modern professional football club and of course I have to tell them this is Rovers we are talking about. But basically my job will be “hands on” as will that of my personal assistant Ms Chantelle Myhusband who is joining me in a supportight role. Together we aim to drag Rovers into the 21^st century with a series of initiatives designed to distract fans attention away from unimportant issues such as stadiums or training grounds.

One of the first things we plan to do is to introduce multi-use containers to all the catering outlets at the Mem. Modern hype has convinced many people that various forms of disposable cups, burger trays, straws etc are good for the environment when in fact common sense tells us the energy used and pollution caused in manufacturing trillions of these items and eventually transporting them to landfill far outweighs any benefits. Much better to utilise sturdy and consumer friendly containers which can be washed and used again many times thus making more efficient use of raw materials, saving energy and helping conserve our planet’s scarce resources. At Bristol Rovers we aim to be at the forefront of the campaign to expose the myth of bio-plastics because experience shows that too many things associated with our club are already degrading. 

UGT

Martyn

Same clown, different circus.

3 hours ago, Andy082005 said:

Hopefully we will take a lot of pay on the day. Would love to go myself but just cant.afford it sadly

Anything over 1000 would be brilliant 

You just said we won't take many more than the Gas yesterday ? 

25 minutes ago, st andrews gas said:

Ahh...season crumbling?- bit like our ground and your promotion...

Banter denied you mug. 17 years. 

9 minutes ago, bobby kellard was go said:

Regarding the 5 year contract,if you only get 1 years pay if your sacked why do managers up and down the country sign 2,3 and 5 year deals?

Whats the point if what you say is true?

Surely every contract from guardiola to mark mcghee would just be 1 year if what your saying is true?

The answer is quite simple , If You dont sign the contract you don't get the job , standard practice. 

1 hour ago, slartibartfast said:

This guy MUST be lying....I'm not having this........... (6:52)  

 

 

Couldn't  hear them at all apparently , surly not .

14 minutes ago, reddoh said:

for all of us, we are all one day closer to death but don't worry I will keep you warm.

Amen to that ..............

29 minutes ago, reddoh said:

still page 666 bizarre 

The end is nigh .......