Septic Peg

Job for LJ?

2 minutes ago, And Its Smith said:

A lot of people were saying the season would not be CANCELLED. Now it is effectively postponed we see posters throwing mud even though it hasn’t been CANCELLED.  There is a difference between cancellation and postponement.  Not sure if it’s ignorance or posters wilfully being wrong.

If anyone would like to explain how a cancellation would work, I’d be most interested.  Just cannot see it but willing to listen to views on how it could happen 

 

I think the most common suggestion is restarting the season from August ie no promotions/relegations. Leeds winning in 1st place with no promotion would be pretty funny tbf.

Out of interest @Davefevs and purely hypothetical...

but if we did turn over Shrewsbury and would right now be playing Liverpool at home...

Where would you be?

Cheered me right up this has!

Sent them down whilst wearing the Rovers kit and now grabs their manager from right under their nose.

Up the Mansfield!

8 hours ago, WesM said:

Marcus Stewart, Deadly Darrell and Darren Way in front of the Heineken tonight, Just out of shot was Dean Smith and Brian McDermott

Marcus: "Wass fink then Darr?"

Dopey: "Nah theen. Nebbin over there our kid, it's a roof. Cor."

2 hours ago, Davefevs said:

Hope the family of both guys get some closure on this ASAP.

I agree.

I hope the wreckage can be found so the two guys can be put to rest properly and the families can say their own goodbyes. 

There's a video doing the rounds on FB of gasheads singing to Tomlin. To cut it short, the final line is "and when he played for City, he was ****ing shite".

They ain't wrong tbf.

Thoughts with all at Cardiff, Sala's family and friends, and also the family and friends of the pilot.

Such a tragic situation. Just horrific.

2 hours ago, 29AR said:

now he's gone, what was the origin of the 'dog' stuff? 

I thought that for ages until someone cleared it up for me.

It was literally a City fan sending a tweet to Garita when he signed. Some City fans like to say stuff like "so and so sniffs bike seats" or "so and so drinks bath water" etc. Well knowing that Garita couldn't speak a word of english, a city fan sent Garita "Darrell Clarke w@nks off dogs". Arnie RTed it and it stuck ever since.

40 minutes ago, Tinmans Love Child said:

So many good caption competitions from the DC interview last night, fill yer boots!

"Cor, that Stefan Payne put bloody itching powder down me back coz I told him only I can swear at the fans... print that bastard."

58 minutes ago, pongo88 said:

Bristol City has just beaten Weston Super Mare 2 - 1 on Danny Baker’s sausage sandwich game. Is this an omen?

No Source. Fried onions and mushrooms optional.

Bacon is better.

1-1 draw. Enjoy the day out Stokies.

Noticeable lack of comms from Whale.

Not heard a dicky bird from him in time.

Poorly performing team, crap summer signings, new stands condemned.

He's walking asap I reckon.

3-0 loss. Swansea are gonna run rings around us unfortunately.

So I've written it off already and to cheer myself up tonight, I've got the Youtuber boxing paid for (my son is a massive fan) and I can't stand Jake or Logan Paul so I'll be hoping they get battered into next week. 

This has a draw written all over it. 2-2.

Wonder who is playing CB tonight. Pisano again? Thought he didn't do too bad tbf.

I can only apologise @havanatopia. 

I had to have my wisdom tooth removed in an emergency on Wednesday morning so I've been on strong painkillers and sleeping pretty much ever since.

I'll be fighting fit for the next match, have no fear!

3-1 loss and Flint will score. We know the drill. Argh.

If anyone wants to see my mangled infectious tooth, my dentist gave it to me and I have a photo! I'm a disgusting person! 

10 hours ago, pillred said:

welcome back peg have a nice break?

I wish I have been away but my tan lines are from the school run and now are being topped up by being in the garden...

Late to the party but a huge congrats to @havanatopia and Mrs Hav.

Wish you both the very best. 

Remember, she's always right.

49 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said:

As it's you CM. Yer tiz!

 

Elite content @Cheesleysmate. Doffing my cap to you... 

Peg's piss poor prediction:

Bristol City 1 - Brummies 3

Announce bedsheets.

17 minutes ago, Port Said Red said:

Those are frighteningly close to my normal numbers. Are you sure "septic" is the right pronoun for you? 

My sister is the PR face but she couldn't read a toddler's picture book, let alone the tea leaves or a crystal ball.

Ever wondered why Mystic Meg has her ears covered? Yep, thats coz I'm feeding her the predictions through an ear piece.

Heard it here first.

4 hours ago, Port Said Red said:

Good work Peg 

I know right.

Lotto numbers for tomorrow are 6, 7, 18, 21, 42 and 59.

Don't forget to send the cheque. 

Morning all!

Poor old Doris. She hates the Barnsley. She's Leeds Leeds Leeds. MOT is tattooed on her lower back.

2-2. We don't do well after an international break.

5 hours ago, ZiderEyed said:

2-0 Ipswich.

Bobby snaps his ACL in the third minute.

Dennis in Dolman A block shits himself and the whole stand has to be evacuated. 

Skuse beats 3 players and puts it in the top corner, and Garner gets Fielding sent off when he wins and converts a penalty.

The protest is back on then?

Morning Hav and all...

Old Heckybum will be meeting up with his old pal LJ. As is the way with the new manager bounce, it won't be for us today... 

2-1 to Dirty Leeds.

Morning Hav and all.

Every time I predict a win, we lose. So given Sunny's drastic fall from grace, I would have said 2-1 win for City. Instead, I'll say 1-1 draw.

Ps hope to see our Italian Stallion on the bench or even a 10 min run around at the end.