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  3. The Official Bristol City v Birmingham City Match Day Thread

    in The Havanatopia Match Day Archive

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    Morning Hav and all.

    Well, the fat lady is on the stage in one of the hotels down Weston-super-Mare and she's done her vocal warm ups. Bristol City are in the bar at the back of the room, nailing Whisky and Coca-Cola with Thatchers inbetween. The Brummies are in the front row of the tables, awaiting the encore...

    To quote our good Majesty, this has been an 'annus horriblis'. So much promise and hope pissed up the wall like the urinals in a Wetherspoons on a Saturday night.

    Still, we will endeavour to move forward. LJ in? LJ out? LJ shake it all about? Rather not the latter ideally.

     

    I want to take a moment to note something that happened during our mini wall pissing activities. Mr Matthew "The Snake" Taylor. The biggest diversionary tactic the football world saw this year. We pulled off the ultimate joke, did it for mere change found down SL's sofa and took the heat off the inept LJ who couldn't see why playing 1 up top was stupidity. Turns out, he is also a promising player with his number of assists rapidly climbing in every match he's been in.

    So thank you Rovers. Yes, he can be a bit of a Bambi and yes, he's not prolific by any means. But he's nippy and awkward and above all, we'll be chucking it in your faces for a long time yet!

     

    The fat lady's entrance music begins and the spotlight singles her out. The opening chords of Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive" fill the auditorium.

     

     

    Until next season, my good friends.

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  4. Bristol R*vers dustbin thread

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    22 minutes ago, 22A said:

    OMG!!! On their forum three pages of posts concerning profits falling for Sainsbury's.

    http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/9824/shamesburys-profits "Like to think our boycotting adds a little to their pain, I'm well aware it's a drop in the ocean, but it still puts a smile on my face." "Without the actions of Sainsbury's we would still be under the rule of the old board in a new stadium saddled with debt." "Wow they only made 500m .Good job boycotters" 

    Best of all to sum up their mentality "I sometimes go into their toilets and take a dump in one of the hand basins, does this help?"

    One voice of reason though "Business is business. They look after their business, we look after ours. Had the contract been 'watertight' as we were constantly told, they would have had no room to manoeuvre. At it turned out (and unsurprising to anyone familiar with the previous board), it wasn't and they legally and legitimately pulled out. People are living in cuckoo land if they think they would have proceeded with the purchase out of a sense of 'fairness'."

    Seriously? Jeez. Weird thing is that Sainsbury's contract out their cleaning services so it's some employee of a cleaning firm, not even on Sainsbury's payroll, having to sort that. 

    Hope he/she wipes their arse after at least.

  6. Bristol R*vers dustbin thread

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    Gert teds in the away end again... apparently... 

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    Was anyone really expecting there to be trouble given that they won? 
    Even the "well hard" shitheads that attended, that like to act big behind their keyboards, kept their heads down. But thanks to all of those pricks that attended and felt the Rovers love so much that they happily parted with their dole money to come and watch us.
     
     
    :laughcont: Belters...
     

  7. Bristol R*vers dustbin thread

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    2 minutes ago, Reigate Red said:

    Never heard that before - love it.

     

    Just now, Red Right Hand said:

    Two bob budgies! Quality, never heard that before but sure as hell will be using it whenever the opportunity presents itself!

    Respect Peg.

    Seriously? I thought it was a very common Bristolian colloquialism.

    Showing my age a bit too... very broadly used by those of the older generation. I'm 31 but my brain is in its 70s.

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  8. Bristol R*vers dustbin thread

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    2 minutes ago, Hello said:

    Got to admit it, i find it embarassing myself. At the time yeah of course we celebrated, but they way some of them treat his 'God' like status is sad.

    It was supposed to be a Tote End Boys night and thats the best thing they can come up with

    Agreed.

    We haven't had Colin Daniel down to do one of those poshie breakfasts have we or a senior reds night...

    They go on and on about Windass like a cage full of two bob budgies.

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  9. Bristol R*vers dustbin thread

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    1 hour ago, Merrick's Marvels said:

    Love it - a fat gass'ole actually filmed himself running away, and then put it on the internet.

    Is there no end to the meme vanity of today's yoof!?

    Pretty sure he wouldn't say "**** off Millwall" to their faces either.

     

    1 hour ago, kmpowell said:

    I may be wrong, but I don't think Adam is 'Gas'.

     

    59 minutes ago, Merrick's Marvels said:

    Fair enough, but he celebrates a little bit too much for my liking when they score.

    Nope he ain't Gas. Watch the video of Adam in the S82 for the Hudds game. 

    I watched a really old vid where someone asked him City or Rovers and he says clearly that he uses to have a ST at AG but played in Rovers academy. So a neutral really. He's also Chelsea as his old man is from that way.

  13. Bristol R*vers dustbin thread

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    13 hours ago, Coombsy said:

    That's how many tickets are still available for Sunday, would be great if we could sell the lot it's what the team deserves,a packed mem, hope the club have options in place to shift the last few if they don't sell, giving them away to students would be a nice gesture.

    Read more: http://gasheads.org/thread/6400/450-counting#ixzz4fKwjkVmd

     

    what a joke still can't sell out need to give tickets away

    what make them think they can give them a way 

    Um... did the Gas see what happened down our place when you pour 3 pints of cider down a few 18 year old students throats?

     

     

     

     

    Actually, give them to UWE students. They might be able to assist with the lyrics for Irene...

  18. Bristol R*vers dustbin thread

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    8 minutes ago, Port Said Red said:

    Don't they play in "halves" ? 

     

    That's where Rovers have been going wrong all this time... since they ditched the Tesco bag replica shirt and reverted to the famous 'quarters', they now think a game is split into 4 parts consisting of 22 and a half minutes each. That or they think they are playing NBA/NFL.

  20. Bristol R*vers dustbin thread

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    7 hours ago, Coombsy said:

    Heard  that and have to say I am worried now.

    Was DC suggesting indirectly that his appetite to push on next season isn't shared by Wael and Hamer... is there no real challenging budget going to be available? Usually I'm really upbeat after listening to him but tonight I sensed he isn't feeling supported in pushing on next season. 

    I think he ended the interview when encouraged for a better end to next season with a flat " We shall see"

    i will listen to it again but didnt sound great for next season .... damn I hope I'm wrong! 

    I kid you not look dopey interview on gas chap page 2 at the end of you tube clip

    they advertise their season tickets for 2017/2018 with mat Taylor sorry didn't know how to copy and paste it 

    You mean this 'un?

    It's not Matty at the end fella I don't think... think one of them is Mansell?

  23. The Official Bristol City v Queens Park Rangers Match Day Thread

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    24 minutes ago, havanatopia said:

    Added interest of course will be had by the sight of an ex Bristol Rovers player managing the Hoops for his second spell (?). I wonder if he will be savvy enough to wear black shoes so as not to clash with the chuckle brothers Ashton & Johnson.

    "To me, to you, to me, to you... oh dear oh dear oh dear..."

    Morning Hav and all. Feeling a 2-2 draw today. Though I have a tiny niggle, it'll end 3-2 to QPR and Skeletor will be unbearable...

    Think Matty will score today too. 

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