The Nest Egg

Not 'Head of Totally Unbiased Match Commentary' then? Perhaps that's a future secondment for him

He's lucky; many other dads would want to show him what oven cleaner tastes like after seeing the photos and listening to the audio.

People defend O Dowda year on year and then the same happens year on year. Look down, attempt a step over, walk into defender, lose ball. Rinse and repeat for, I don't know, six years?

I don’t know, it might have been a big help!

Jesus. Even the Trump zombie army did better than smash up a toilet!

I’m probably oversimplifying things here due to my FM ‘experience’ but by all accounts he is a top bloke and could be a really good mentor for our lads in that position that are getting there, but not quite ready for the level of responsibility that guaranteed starters need.

I miss the days where you could guarantee that, even if the ball came back down with snow on it, it would be Flint's all day long.

I'm not at the game and am glad to see the general sentiment that we put up a hell of a fight today.

Bring back the Megastore I'd say! Especially considering all we would need to do so is a lorry...

Gallows humour mate. Trust me, I've been very much unamused by this team for a long while, alongside everyone else.

I understand this perspective although the fact we have various flavours of the same poor outcome is massively concerning. The ref was no doubt appalling, but the fact that we have conceded in the final minute for the umpteenth time is pretty telling. We must be the worst team in the EFL this season for it?

Okay, the first couple of times we conceded a last minute winner it hurt, but now? It's literally gone beyond hurting, to becoming something so bad to the point of being amusing. I've been apathetic before about our results, no doubt, but this is the first time I've found it genuinely comical. Anyone else feel the same?

Come on Nakhi, grab the winner and maybe we can go a couple of days without including you on the list of worst value City signings of all time

The eternal season continues. Wake me up when it's over...

At least we're not going to lose on Boxing Day this year

It's all part of the pantomime of football. I think it's great

The goalie? Yep, he's with the Oilers nowadays

That's the fencing response. Not good

Funnily enough I saw Taylor with the rest of the squad today in Bristol. Of course, I had to take tbe opportunity to remind him that he is a red and, most certainly, hates Rovers

3-2 loss tonight at the Solent Devils. Our second apparently a really good goal, will have to wait for the highlights

Hockey is the least punctual professional sport in existence, you’ll be fine

Hey, that's just mean. I'm sure you know how frustrating it is when you try your best but you don't succeed...

It's for the safety certificate; they can't be at full capacity until a few games in at least. That side also still had paint drying and needed a little bit of work. They will be putting the second net in as they're allowed to have more people, I'm guessing

I don't think there is POTD at present, depends on how many will continue watching once the novelty of a new team wears off. I've included a basic rules guide here; It does a really good job of describing the fundamentals. I cannot recommend the game enough. It's certainly all left on the ice, that's for sure! I don't think that fighting is part of our league although it kicked off a few times on Saturday between teams; good to see its got that edge