MichaelRobartes

I think I see their problem.....

That's an absolute cracker. Hope it wasn't just a transcription error.

Not too sure about that tbh, last time he managed in L2 the bloke was out of his depth.

I need to work on my keyboard sarcasm.

Massive coup for the blue few with Dopey signing a new contract.

Remember when Rovers were up in arms about the decision to designate a landfill site as a village green? Me neither. Couldn't have happened to a nicer club.

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WTF!?

 

Of course they are, no one else wears quarters. And they are called the 'pirates' too

 

How ******* unique do you need, Michael?

Ahh I see! They're still ignoring Wycombe and hoping they'll go away? Good point. How could I have been so stupid.

Good lord, they're going to take over america next 

 

Say an American invester/consortium took us over, surely one other sport would be American Football, it's a growing sport over here, albeit very slow, but if we got some sort of partnership with an American team, we could do pre-season over there, rather than playing some of the dross here, getting our name about, especially the Pirate aspect, with Football (real football) taking over in the US, we could get quite a fan base with our unique kit etc

Read more: http://gasheads.org/thread/3537/hope-higgs-talks-american-investors#ixzz3eY5kowvD

Ahh yes, the famous blue and white quarters. Why are they so obsessed with their jerseys? They're hardly unique anyway...

I should probably point out that I made this up. I just didn't have anything cricket related to turn to. I've become a monster...

Don't believe you, as soon as it is written on OTIB it is TRUE! !!

 

I'm going to tell everyone in the pub at cricket on Sunday

That's right. As soon as it's on the Internet it immediately becomes true.

Taunton has the highest number of heroin addicts per capita of any place in the UK!

That's the secret of our recent form! Hush hush.

Bates seems to have had an instant impact on Somerset. Shame he's not a better batsman but presumably he wouldn't have been available if he was.

Great day. Finish them off tomorrow now please.

Would be nice to skittle them after tea and enforce the follow-on before the bowlers are knackered. Though the pitch seems to be an absolute pig so we might not want to bat last. It depends on what they get for the last four wickets.

Magick. Five in a row.

Imagine the dozens of gasheads scrabbling around underneath the sofa. Too much

Stadium funding issue solved

 

Jun 16, 2015 at 9:01am via mobile mehewmagic, 2nd May 1990 and 1 more like this.

 

If you have any old foreign currency that are just collecting dust in a cupboard, why not put them in the coppers for the club collection tins at the stadium, at the matchday SC hut, or 199? On their own they will not be worth anything, but the SC can get large quantities converted into cash for the share scheme.

This is a joke, right?

Also, did he say coppers?

And neither will play.

Whilst I'm sure it's good for them to be in the environment, surely at least one could be released for tonight given that neither are going to get a look-in tomorrow anyway.

Well technically he did retire from T20 but next game CK got injured. His average last few years is something like 8-9.

Maybe he'd be better coming in at 3-4 when the spinners are on, he can destroy them at times.

Did he? I missed that. I think that if we want him in the T20 team then we have to do something different because it's clearly not working at the moment.

I guess we could theoretically drop Tres for the games now.. not sure if we will.

It would be a radical move. I'm sure everyone loves Tres but he's been poor for a while now and having a rest in the silly stuff might help his CC form. He got runs the other day though, so hopefully that'll help.

Luke Ronchi has signed for somerset for five T20 matches

Good signing. Particularly at such short notice.

Table looks a bit better. Win at Hants would be a real bonus

Shame we didn't score 400 in the first innings instead for the bonus points. Wouldn't have been as miraculous though.

Remember when we couldn't bat or bowl and then scored 402 to win? Great days.

WE ******* WON!

Unbelievable.

Your fat dragon is no match for our fighter plane.

Stumpy is a Wyvern, Fordy!

Craig doesn't do T20, Jamie isn't bad. Both are exceptional tallents through.

They can both hit the ball as well. I don't think Somerset will be seeing much of one or both of them in the years ahead.

Another certain defeat for Somerset. Predicted relegation a while back and looks nailed on at the moment. Batting is woeful.

Imagine if Somerset could bat or bowl...

Depressing. Letting Dockrell out is crazy, especially since Rehman is bowling like someone who has never seen a cricket ball before.

Positive start today for England.