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Nice one DC.A thread that our beloved NTTDS could well have come up with!

Daughter got down there 9pm last night.She was in early this morning, tent already pitched!

Looks like it is going to be a long slow recovery. Hope Jeff will make the best recovery possible.

Awful news!

Fair play sir.I am sure some people will think you are complete chancer,but I admire your honest approach. Wish I had the neck to pull something like this.Not to see Elton John mind!

They are pretty good.I've got one in the garden for the dog.

It's tempting, but where would my butler sleep?

Surprised they all made it back.

Nice to see Matt Hill and Lee Matthews holding Lee Peacock up.Imagine the p1ss up afterwords!!!!

We used to put aerosols on fires too.Crazy thinking about it now.When they went off they were like rockets.You never knew if you were in the line of fire.

We used to get the glass valves from out of old tellys. Chuck em up in the air and when they hit the ground they made a proper boom!

Seem to recall a pub in Salisbury called The Bucket Of Blood which sounds very similar. Fantastic building.

He is a man of mystery. Many things to many people. All seeing,all knowing. A free spirit who answers to no man,and is only contained by his own destiny and the GWR timetable.Where he comes from,and where he returns to are all unknown. His destinations are unsure,however they are destined to begin or end at Parson Street Station!

I propose making today the first annual " National Nev Day" in honour of this historic achievement. Long may you continue your welcome contributions Mr Darkside.

Much as I love a very occasional nap,it plays havoc when I try to go to sleep at night.

If you are lucky they won't turn up .

Really chuffed for Andi.The phrase model professional could have been invented for him.

I think the general rule is if a tattooist is any good,you will have to wait for an appointment.

Isn't "8,6and2" the name Elon Musk gave to his son?

In my experience you can never have too many socks.Or Y fronts.

How many?

Have fun on all those 20mph roads.At least you can probably afford those.

That looked a very soft pen.Think the ref has been pretty good at letting the game flow in general though.

What did you treat them with?Ice cream and a trip to the zoo?

I would love to go back to the old East End.The stadium is fantastic now but I really miss the old EE.At least I have "my" seat that I always stood behind.