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We probably have more stewards than that

I was thinking this morning: imagine if we'd actually got Nketiah after all that January speculation, and then the pandemic had hit :laugh:

I was just discussing this with a member of my family. I think they have to make a universal law to ensure that it's enforced. Obviously if you're in the middle of nowhere in the Peak District, you're not going to be affecting anyone. Equally, most of us are sensible enough to do the right thing (i.e. keep our distance). But if they don't bring the measures in, you just know there will be people out there who don't take the necessary precautions, or who live in too built up an area to be able to.

Only the BBC... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52039832

The Guardian can do one

To be fair, if the world managed to recover from two world wars and the Spanish flu, it can recover from this

That's a long way to go for some sausages

I agree, he has. I've been impressed No it hasn't

I'm wondering whether the coronavirus outbreak could end up having a massively positive effect on the planet. Aerial heat maps (probably not the right term) have shown massive changes to the smog above cities that have been in lockdown. Add to this the fact that planes could be grounded for months, industry could grind to a halt and traffic will be massively reduced, and it could make an overwhelming difference.

It would!

I've just read that Man United would approve of the Premier League season being cancelled. Course they bloody would - Liverpool are about to win the title!

David Schneider makes it sound like the apocalypse

Hmm not sure where you got that idea from

I thought it was distinctly underwhelming. Pretty dull really

Good. All this political correctness is getting out of hand

What have Del and Rodney got to do with it?

It's a shame Pato isn't hugging the touchline. The other side.

I don't know if Smith wasn't fully fit? Because if he wasn't, he should always be first on the teamsheet.

Same old, same old. I don't know why Paterson wasn't sold in the summer

To be fair, it wouldn't have to be very deep

Yeah I agree

Who's our best crosser?

You know that feeling One Hit Wonders get when people keep reminding them of their one chart success?

Disappointing result