Major Isewater

Ah , they only come out at night , or in this case the day .

'Oh and enjoy 'the Queen of Watering Places' , that really is no way to talk about a stalwart of OTIB , i think you owe Big Tone an apology. Top matchday introduction again H , for those who say OTIB is not what it used to be , i give you exhibits Havanatopia and Red Yoshi , these guys are taking a lot of their time to add something to the forum . Well done and thank you to you both . The mods have had their thread of glory where they were , quite rightly , praised so i won't go there .

phew . Who was asking where monkeh was ? He's off our backs now .First home win lovely job . Thanks boys cracking weekend now .

Haunted they say , met the first Mrs Isewater there .

You need to send out a Viking raiding party to Nottingham. i can just see the Longboats navigating the Trent and storming the night-clubs for young maidens.

She was n't " Tied up " in Notts by any chance ?

Bought about by all the women from around the county who came to work in the lace mills. Not sure if it's true today however.

Statistically one in three human beings in this world are Chinese . Look at the two mates you're with and if they're British i'll have sweet n sour pork with fried rice and prawn crackers please.

Interestingly , for me in any case , i've got Wilbs down for a 90th minute winner ! could this be an omen and an amen at the same time ?

Sorry squire , could n't resist. Good work Mr H.

He's making it up as he goes along .

But we were n't playing a Derby or QPR but MK Dongs FFS .

told you so .

It's worth the money for the highlights alone. Match day live is mostly OK . Ideal for exiles.

Having problems with Player

It's not contagious . seriously though it's an evil barstard of a disease. Good luck to the man In his fight to preserve the quality of his life.

As regards the bench , perhaps it's just a way to avoid paying another hotel room and meals .

It seems that we are too naive . We should have gone all out for a strong ,experienced midfielder and a striker . It will cost us dear now because it will be less attractive for these players to come here now to join a relegation dog fight in their last few years of their careers .We were n't all that when we had just been promoted as double winning champions ! I am very angry that all the good work done last year risks to be for nothing if we don't start getting some points on the board .

I hope you can go the full 90 mins .

I hope you all sang ' don't stand so close to me ' and i also hope someone has n't already done this joke .

Don't forget to mention that they thrashed those Pantomine dames from Swindon in the play offs ... Oh you did n't .

Are you going to eat something afterwards ?

Rich pickings , keep an eye out for the UFO ,Jelly fish thingy . Takes a special bait i hear .

thank you