Major Isewater

YES

She was division 3 level at best .

Right , the ref don't let a ball go through his legs or fail to tuck one away on a one on one .

Will Cotts be loading his furniture into an Intransigence van anytime soon ?

At least i'll have time for a shower during his run up .

You did n't miss the opening of a secret ' Friends of ' Papa Noel ' only Waitrose ! i was joking. i feel a bit of a shit now because you seem so intrigued by the possibilty of Waitrose wholemeal digestives on free circulation in Cuba . I did spend a couple of months in Cuba about 12 or 13 years ago . Wonderful people the Cubans .

Sounds like we just lack a cutting edge .

I did a deal for them in Baracoa .

Yeah that was before Sainsburys became my favourite Supermarket chain .

If you're still in Havana ,check the sell by date because i left a packet behind when i was last there ten years ago .

I think the first time you wrote this 'joke' it was on papyrus !

Just 'wow'

You , stay at home today .

Down Rover.

He's not the only one .

What sort of player are we going to attract in the January window ? Regardless of the 'bad luck ' we are obviously not good enough and the lack of new quality signings is the management's responsibility .

Rhodes off , that's my Prediction league up the spout as well

He can do his Christmas shopping .

He probably fancies Christmas with the family .

Onwards ,Ok but 'upwards' ?

Sorry mate but your post is of no consequence , he could have been as effective as McWinless with our set up .

We need to win this match or we will be lower than a dachunds scrotum.

Bugger , my half time prediction down the swannee ! or another way of looking at it ,yeeah , all to play for in the second half . Sounds a great match

Terrible wind , not so keen on this new Cauliflower and bean muesli .