Apologies if this has been done ( I may have even started a thread on the subject before ! )
Here lies a place where all that annoys , irritates , angers you can be safely stored away.
I had this thought during my morning shower as I battled with an amorous shower curtain. Why can’t they just stay in place, the barstards. Clinging onto you as you try to wash.
Come on chaps and chapesses, let’s be ‘avin them.