Major Isewater

i'm even getting bored of the idiots who complain about the idiots who keep posting this.

I'll give you a 2 shekels for it

great, bye guys ...

I must admit that either JET conserves his energy well or, unlike other young players,he is uniquely capable of playing Saturday/Tuesday !

Or rather a potentially damaging home defeat against lower division opponents .

Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;0) If Aizoon could just predict this weeks lottery correctly i'll believe it was more than luck ,the loveable rascal .

Always look on the Bright side of Life ?

We were shite ,just papering over the cracks,we'd be nothing without JET,Crawley are rubbish.. just saving the naysayers a bit of time. Cut and Paste lads this is on me

What do we do now ?

I thought she'd passed away ,still ...

SOD BACK IN !

or substituted ?

i went in eyes wide open ,i could n't really refuse ... Don't remember too much else except i had to chase off a randy Cuban girl,who happened to be in the middle of a divorce with a champion boxer I like to live dangerously,with the emphasis on 'live'

he's packed it in

I hope it was worth it for him and not like the rum that was procured for me for a party in Santiago de Cuba that came in a plastic gallon container and for the first few glasses was terrible . The poor barstards need to do something to forget Papa Noel !

Take your dangerous fireworks outside please,this is no place for excitement.

I once nearly finished a whole box and suddenly felt 'not so pucker' near the end so left three . marine weighing up if he should finish his box of Maltesers .

who took the bins out ? who,who

Happy Birthday Es

Whilst Mrs Homer is out, you have whatever you want me babber .

some of Buddy Holly

i think i'll take out my bin as well,it's full of crap footballers

Do we actually need a match thread ? nothing seems to be happening and we amuse ourselves with witty, intelligent banter (well mostly )

or the missus using the razor for her pulis