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  1. Bristol R*vers dustbin thread

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    8 hours ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

    I sometimes wonder, does that sad old man sit at home in his bedsit just off Stapleton Road every evening, sipping his glass of warm rose wine after having snaffled back his microwaved mac & cheese, and think: “oh no, I did that video on the day we were taken over by the Jordanians...I was ridiculing the ‘sh*t’ - I told them we would overtake them and use Ashton Gate as a training ground for our youth team, I told them we were much richer than them, I told them we were coming for them...I laughed at them...and it was out there on the Internet for the whole world to see...but Wael isn’t as rich as I thought, he hasn’t spent millions on players or delivered a new stadium...yet we chaired him down Gloucester Road on our shoulders because we thought we were the 6th richest club in England overnight...but it hasn’t worked out...he’s bought some new new carpets and curtains, he’s put a new canopy over the hospitality entrance...he’s given us state of the art sprinklers...but no real expenditure on players or proper infrastructure...I got it wrong...better ring my son and tell him to delete that video...when I top up my pay as you go mobile...oh no, still goodnight Irene...”

    But wally is a lovely lovely man!

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  2. Bristol R*vers dustbin thread

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    On 09/02/2018 at 14:08, DANWRENBCFC4LIFE said:

    It is obviously a parody at this point. I gave up when they actually asked if red sky in the morning was actually a warning for shepherds. 

    Wait is this not true?

    My whole life has been a lie! 

    At least the red sky at night thing has been proven!

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  18. Football Trivia

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    OK I'll answer that myself. During the Battle of Britain, suspected Nazi paratroopers were asked to say "Wolverhampton Wanderers", in the belief that their beastly Hunnish mouths wouldn't be able to cope with the two W's.

    What was the fatal flaw in this test?

    no had ever heard of wolves?

  19. Football Trivia

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    In 2001 which player made his England debut coming on as a sub for the player wearing the number 10 shirt, almost 9 years after another player with exactly the same name made his final appearance coming on as a sub for the player wearing the number 10 shirt?

    alan smith?
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