wendyredredrobin

Dopey is actuallly the only thing they have going for them but his patience is wearing so thin that he will soon get offered a better job by someone and will be off.

Quicker to swim.

Haha they can't even spell syndrome, but the thread is really funny. A couple of hilarious videos and a lovely picture of Waels grotto if I remember correctly. Particularly liked the stadium construction vid.

Ive been there 3 times and its the grimmest place in the UK I have ever been to and ive covered most of it. Sorry, I was posting earlier in the thread about Barrow and it ended up here.

Any idea what their attendance was tonight. I hear that they were giving tickets away for a fiver each. Need a big gate to pay the players at those prices.

KippoGas said: What a ******* joke!!!!!!! It's beyond a F&&&ing joke!!! jerrythegas Youth Team 13 minutes ago Quote We are going out,.... Brilliant, just a shame it wasn't just 1-0 On the plus side Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away is great tonight Rod1883 First Team 13 minutes ago clockendgas likes this

Beaten by 10 man Swindle Div 4, Beaten by Notts County Div 4, Beaten by WHU youth team. Have things on the pitch ever been so bad. Waels of dissent on Slagchat.

Swindle still 2 - 1 up. Looks like another defeat to a div 4 team. Meanwhile their neighbours are now regularly beating prem opposition.

Swindle go 2 - 1 up

Sweeney 26 mins, now 1 - 1

Swindle now one nil up for real (as I predicted an hour ago) They actually do want to lose tonight.

An association with horses leads to Bristol Hoofers. And dogs - Bristol Rovers - OK they're already called that, now we know why.

Gas 0 - 1 Swindle U12s. Oops, 1 hour ahead on CET.

Could be Bristol Pirates or Bristol Robbers then. Or even Bristol FA.

Lots more yesses over hear, gloat, grin, smile, chuckle laugh!

Perhaps they will reform and merge with Bath as Bristol & Bath Dons or something. Then they could steal Twerton and ditch the Bath name.

Am I correct in thinking that Dwayne Sports is an offshore company holds a charge on the mem for around £10m then charges BRFC £600k pa interest on that loan? What was that £10m loan actually spent on and are any tax dodges or complex tax avoidance schemes involved? The Panama papers and Paradise papers are causing quite a stir in respect of these kinds of things. Are any other companies involved?

17 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said: How many Tilsons is a Bobby worth? I think Bobby will command a fee too great to calculate in Tilson terms so a new denomination will have to be made. Something along the lines of how many charges against the mem is Bobby worth. Quote wendyredredrobin 788 #1 Posted just now Roughly 1 1/2 charges then. Quote Edit

Hopefully those odds will shorten as the season progresses.

Odds on the gas reaching the prem are 14,000,000 to one. About the same as winning the national lottery. Flying high at 4th in the champ, We seem to be at 5 to 1 at the moment.

Wasn't that the same year as they were relegated out of the Football League?

Usually a bung involved in those days.

I'm still wondering who the Brick giving the instructions is from further up the thread.

If you didn't understand the contract mate, it's null and void.

I thought they needed a cup run to avoid going under by March. Maybe hypnosis is the only answer.