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Even when I'm at my most miserable I can read this thread and look at those sad f@cks and it makes I smile. Mind you today it's just made the day even better after getting trousered last night watching England win. 

1 hour ago, Major Isewater said:

Sorry , that should have read " Where's her saddle to ? " 

 

I'm guessing, her snatch.

1 hour ago, Wanderingred said:

£500 to £999 spare cash each month, well that’s a years income to most of our Red Friends, they should do city’s version, the average city fan is a theive or a rapist, they do not work, and tend to spend most of their days sitting around the park drinking bottles of cheap cider, there favorite hobbies include shouting abuse at lollipop ladies and vandalizing war memorials, everything they own is stolen. They are very violent people who tend to pick on people when they are in groups and there victims cannot defend themselves. There favorite films are usually bargain bin straight to dvd violent gangster films, you can always recognize a city fan by the smell of wee and the stench of only washing once a month, they live such miserable life’s, that the only joy they do have is knowing that there team is in a higher league than their rivals, if it was the other way round, most city fans would have taken their own life’s by now. All in all these are people you should avoid like the plague. 

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/rugby/rugby-news/what-average-bristol-rovers-fan-1609389

It looks as though this poster missed most of his English Language classes. Good grief!

26 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

I'll just leave this here.

 

Is that the Chuckle Brothers on Roids?

On 26/04/2018 at 09:35, Red Army 75 said:

It just goes to show how far apart the clubs are . We sold a player who is probably about the same price as there club is worth. They get lob ons about signing a player from Aldershot . 

Lob ons.... f@ckin rofl

On 3/18/2018 at 12:21, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Dopey getting a bit too excited and finding it hard to control himself when being told about the dog incident ....

https://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/2018/march/darrellreactionplymouth/

He really does have a kind face..... the kind of face you really want to punch!

On 2/12/2018 at 17:00, wendyredredrobin said:

It's not their fault.  Have you ever tried to write with 6 fingers?  They will learn, but these things take time.

Not just 6 fingers but also webbed as well 

I have a good friend who is a Man City fan from Manchester who now lives in Spain. He congratulated me as he thought the team and the fans were an absolute breath of fresh air and a refreshing change from the same old same old trotted out by other visiting fans and teams. He was also unaware that there were still 2 Football League teams in Bristol as he thought the other lot were still Non-League. He was genuinely surprised when I told him that although we completely disregard them as rivals, they are hanging on to their League One status at the moment. Mind the ever growing massive Gap!

17 hours ago, Red Army 75 said:

Wow getting lob ons over a player from Aldershot. Mind The Gap

Lob ons! F@cking :laugh: 

3 hours ago, BobBobSuperBob said:

When it was a sex shop an old fella walked in the wrong door and ended up in the Sag Shop

’Im after a dildo’

Shop Assistant  ‘sorry but if you’re after Darrell he’s not here , he’s at the Training Pitch walking some dogs’

Just a little edit.

10 minutes ago, Southstandoriginal said:

 

F@ck me. Put a ginger cat somewhere sleeping and it would look like the opening credits of Coronation Street! How bleak is that?

1 hour ago, SimonR said:

Are we having a Birthday party for the Gap? Hire a Venue, get a big screen to show the Ancient footage of the last league meeting between us and the 15ers.

 

No need to hire a venue... we could use one of their tents! 

28 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

I watched the video waiting to get an update and hear what his dad had to say about their plans to use Ashton Gate as their training ground ...

 

 

Quote: Lets hope we get a new site founded! He said it twice the f@cktard 

18 minutes ago, Robert the bruce said:

Please please-i feel it's my duty as a Scottish nationalist to comfort this fair maiden in her moment of need....

Fair is questionable and a maiden.... no chance!

3 minutes ago, Monkeh said:

Edit that was too harsh

Oh yea it was a bit harsh. I didn't even think of it at first.... well edited.

Just now, Monkeh said:

With a car?

TBH its been a while and I've had a sh!te week. So 10 bottles of Thatchers Katy and a tub of Swarfega and bobs your uncle etc, etc,

47 minutes ago, phantom said:

You're welcome to her @Robert the bruce

Believe she is single after splitting up with BBC Radio's John Darvall

I'd fire into it 

BREAKING NEWS: There has been some severe damage caused by unusually inclement weather for June. This has resulted in Premier Seating being damaged at a cost of £6.99. There has also been thousands of pounds worth of improvements made to some of the vast tented areas of the ground.

A spokesman commented that he reckons 'the Sheeds are to blame'.

17 hours ago, pongo88 said:

Latest plans just released - looks as though this is affordable. 

Like that Millwall fan said... It looks like they bought their stadium off Ebay! 

1 hour ago, In the Net said:

Look at the face on Boris in the background. I have to admit to a cheeky :laugh:.

3 minutes ago, 42nite said:

 

Then their women's handbags.

 

Using the term 'women' in very loose terms!

Sister six toes!

2 minutes ago, YorkshireSection said:

You can see he's never had a proper scrap before, he almost knocked himself out, why not just try openingthe door....

I like the way the Oldham fans just laughed and made jokes. 

3 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said:

Ok, latest update to list:-

1) "And Now You're Gonna Believe Us" - Pitch storming celebrations at Wycombe singing about the Gas staying up only to be relegated out of the football league the following week

2) Mansfield sending the Sags down playing in Rovers shirts

3) Millions of Ted's in the Mansfield end being blamed for the disgraceful scenes following relegation 

4) "I've been frew two divorces" - Mike the sobbing Sag

5) Clem on BT Sport vs the mighty Forest Green "Bristol Rovers singing their anthem Come On Eileen"

6) Horse Punching

7) Steward Punching

8) Fighting with players in the back of the Braintree net

9) Being done for racial abuse

10) Family Club with more banning orders than any club in the football league

11) Boob Cricket 

12) John Inman pirate badge

13) Santas Grotty

14) Feng Shui ?

15) UWE

16) Reporting City for signing their best player

17) Empty streets open top bus tour for finishing second in the Vanarama 

18) Reporting Wycombe and trying to get them relegated out of the football league instead

19) Fans trying to get into a gay bar for the Fleetwood game

20) Thousands "locked out"

21) 6th richest club in England claims

22) Realisation that Wally isn't as rich as Lansdown 

23) Taylor "the snake" - they don't care but still put a brick through his window 

24) Championship ready sprinklers

25) Dopey Darrell wanks off dogs

26) Headbutting a bus

27) Faithful and true - until they are relegated and then they riot and it's all ******* rubbish!

I've had a really stressy day at work and this has made I laugh out loud. Nice one!

1 hour ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Not forgetting the new "state of the art" training ground ....

Is that a dead Kangaroo top right?

43 minutes ago, 42nite said:

 

Philgas.

 

Wasn't he the one who said he was a Ninja or summit like it?