Red Bill

If you buy two bottles you get a white stick free!

Extraordinary timing.

Make up your minds.

How long have you got?

When an opposition player went down injured: "Give him some cider"

Fulham, Coventry, Boro and Stoke all wining.

Yed Bill disqualified from pontoon game after drugs test

Tell that to Duke Ellington!

Now - that's what I call an excuse!

Please lads - its my birthday tomorrow and I would like to celebrate a day early!

'Schadenfreude' To take pleasure from another persons misfortune. Yes please - I'll have some more Schadenfreude please.

Just beginning, yes, just beginning to think......does NP only talk the talk....

3-0 from me in Spain. Blue sky and 34 degrees. PLUS my local bar now does draught Spanish cider and its not bad (if a tad sweet).

Norman Stanley Barton You are a habitual criminal......

Sincere hopes for a quick and full recovery. I believe MH is 62 or thereabouts. I was diagnosed with Prostrate Cancer when I was 67, had my prostrate removed when 69 and made a full recovery. Am now 77 and would suggest that MH should not be too concerned with a prostatectomy. Some hospitals (mine was Canterbury) are equipped with the "da Vinci" system which removes the need for invasive surgery. I spent only one night in hospital and have no scars or any problems. Another point is that 80% of men aged 80 have prostrate cancer. They go on to die WITH it but not OF it. Sorry to go on but MH should not worry too much as there are alternative treatments such as bracotherapy and I would recommend that he reads up on the altenatives to radiotherapy. I am not trying to belittle this cancer - it is a very worrying time and one we can do without so no-one should delay in seeking treatment. It is not a nice time and you leave your dignity at the hospital door! Good luck Mick and don't be afraid to talk about it! You are not alone!

*** Who can he mean?

Excuse me but I think you have omitted a * between the n and the t probably. Just trying to help.

I thought the fire was next thursday.

You could not make it up....

I could lend the judge a black cap.....

Nothing like a bit of schadenfreude! Lovely!

Music to my ears.

Be fair. Rovers are well ahead on, er, fouls.

Thank you Many thanks

Is the Gas/S'land match being shown anywhere? I could do with a laugh.