Red Bill

No, its right to left

This really is the big time!

How about Sir Nempnet Thrubwell

Whats a GROTTC ?

The thing is ...... my little grandchildren really believe in Santa. Should I take them or will they be traumatised for life?

Interesting fixture tonight: Charlton have GD of +3 while the Gas have a GD of -1.

I saw Roos play for AFC Wimbledon a couple of times last season and he looked pretty good - in fact most AFC supporters were sorry to see him go. Could it be that he is not happy being at a tatty club with unpleasant fans, a shit-hole of a ground and peculiar team-mates? Surely not.

Is that an exit sign in the bottom right hand corner? How appropriate!

For once, words fail me...

This paint is drying beautifully.

No goals in the premiership and only one in the championship so far!

According to the BBC Blackburn have 62% possession

Very, very sorry to hear such news. My condolences to you and your family.

Obstructed view though.

Don't let the children see this.

Any opinions on how Ayling is performing?

Last year was an unbelievable atmosphere. This year, though a slightly smaller following, the atmosphere was fantastic and, more importantly, was spread over ninety minutes rather than the last five. The adrenalin is still racing through my veins. It was soooooo good there today. At half time I was surprised we were still in the lead and frankly doubted whether we could survive but ...... some of the skill I then witnessed, especially from Tomlin and Bobby, was of the highest order and we fully justified the three points. Well done team. Well done fans!

FFS Do you mean 1-0 or 0-1?

Tia means Aunt ........... even more confusing.

I could not believe that interview. Was DC pissed? Maybe it was time for his medication. Either way one has to ask - is this man fit to run a football club?

Cold showers for the pair of you!

For Free? Such bad English. Its just FREE or FOR NOTHING. Free is an adjective.

What is this double-barrel name thing? It appears that footballers seem to think that to have a double-barrel name is a status symbol. Kindly note that from now on I wish to be known as Red-Bill-Red. So there!

That website appears to be for sale. Should you have some made I would love one.

Where can I get one of these?